Puerto Rican tax return

It's when a Puerto Rican girl gives you anal so you'll marry her in order to give her U.S. citizenship.

Bob: I just got a Puerto Rican tax return from this hot piece of ass last night.
Joe: Damn! It's so hot when girls come here illegally.

by Buttstink Goober November 13, 2014

Puerto Rican Vulture

Scoping a party for hot bitches and then fucking them hard

Hannah is such a Puerto Rican Vulture!

by Pa Pancake May 12, 2015

puerto rican car wash

Urinating on an object with the goal of cleaning said object

Yo Holmes, Honda Civic is mad dirty, I'm about to give that shit a puerto rican car wash

by Jhutchftw April 28, 2016

Puerto-Kranian

Someone who is half Puerto Rican and half Ukrainian. Very exotic mix and very rare.

OMG! Did you know Dan is Puerto-Kranian?

by PuertoRicanDaddy June 28, 2016

purrla

(1) Noun - A delicious sex act of purring and twitching like a spastic cat, whilst eating an asshole. Role play-on-words as a disruptive cat, digging in a garbage can for pearls.

(2) Verb, purrlayin' - giving someone a purrla in the hopes you will get many more sexual favors in return. Similar to a parlay.

(1) Dude, I gave Rich the purrla of his LIFE last night. That fat ass was twitching and spasming more than I was!

(2) Yeah, I was purrlayin' it hard. That was me, not a wailing, dying cat. But the dickhead just left, didn't even give me a reach around in return! Really busted that one.

by beeuhnay May 17, 2016

purotta

pigeon's shit

I cleaned all the purotta from my balcony

by burrpychef September 11, 2016

Puerto Rican pedicure

When you are too lazy or don't have enough time to paint all your toenails and only paint the ones that are exposed.

I was running late for work had to give myself a Puerto Rican Pedicure so I could
Wear my peep toe heels

by Tapcount November 17, 2016