A penis with a bunch of rubber bands tied around it while erect so tightly that it eventually bursts open from the erotic pressure. Usually prepared by first giving the victim 5x a normal dose of Viagra for maximum effect.
Well Greg won't be fucking your wife anymore. We gave him a purple popper and his cock blew right the fuck up. Also he had a heart attack, but 28 viagra will do that to a man.
by Magical Magistrate June 23, 2019
Get the Purple Poppermug. 
by cline26 August 12, 2012
Get the A Purple Onemug. by Thegenuinerage April 22, 2016
Get the purple flurpingmug. The act of holding your penis tightly as to cut off circulation while your significant other stretch’s the testicular sack while making bird sounds
by The purple master December 27, 2019
Get the The purple crowmug. "Look at that gorgeous braud over there man." "Stevo, I would like to honor you with the purple hawk, thank you."
by NJP23 January 10, 2012
Get the Purple Hawkmug. by Awgepoop September 7, 2017
Get the purple rocksmug.