paul cook

Cute punk drummer for 70's punk band the Sex Pistols. Also known as "Cookie". Best friends with Steve Jones the guitar player.

Rotten: I don't know the words, haha! Shout out how it starts!
Paul: Roadrunner, roadrunner!...
Rotten: ....going faster miles an hour...

by Mrs Rotten June 7, 2005

Operation Paul Bunyan

An operation, ordered by UN Command, which was conducted in the Korean DMZ(Demilitarized Zone) in response to the Axe Muder Incident in 1976. The objective of the operation was to cut down a sinlge Poplar tree which obstructed view, and was also involved in the Axe Murder Incident.

The forces of the operation consisted of a convoy of approximately 20 American and South Korean land vehicles, as well as Cobra Atack helicopters, B-52 Bombers, and F-4 Fighters; also, including F-111 Fighters, artillery, and armor on stand-by. The entire force amounted to about 800 troops.

The UN forces met their objective by cutting down the designated Poplar tree in under an hour. The North Korean forces did mount approximately 150-200 troops, however, only set up machine gun positions and watched the cutting of the tree.

UN Troops Axe Murder Korean War Operation Paul Bunyan

by Achach123 May 14, 2009

Jake paul

A Retard Who ruined the Internet and Children

Jake Paul is the definition of cringe

by IRemix February 3, 2018

Paul the rapist

Paul the rapist is a young man in his prime of his life but seems not to be getting any. So in order to releive his wrist of its daily duties of firing off a warm white coconut from his veiny love tree, he hits the streets for some action. Often girls ignore him because of his yellow shirt. But Paul is just one of those guys who doesnt take 'no' for an answer. Paul will butt-fuck anything he can sneak up on. His preference is girls his age but when he has extreme urges he will go anything. This list includes: puppies, kittens, lambs, old men, unborn fetus's and Greg.
Paul is a very naughty boy and should not be encouraged for his actions no matter how funny it is.

Example 1:
Daughter crying: Mum! Mum! it has happened again!! Oh why does this keep happening?!
Mother: Oh no, Paul the rapist didnt butt-fuck lassie again did he? When will that boy learn....

Example 2:
Old man 1: Why do you have such a limp? And why are you bleeding from your anus?
Old man 2: Paul the rapist hid in my shower again and pounced on me as soon as I was naked. The nerve of that lad, I hate him and his yellow shirt....

by Hsoj!!! August 25, 2009

Jake Paul

When one is acting as if they were little underbred children, setting random things on fire, being rude to others, and harassing the neighborhood while not feeling any sort of guilt for their actions.
They also don't accept the fact that they could be wrong in any way; acting all intelligent while actually being retarded.

Yo, are you doing the Jake Paul again?

by The Jake Paul August 13, 2017

Jake Paul

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by YaBoyCheesecake April 3, 2018

Paul

The guru of mystery. Enjoys family trips to places like the zoo and time spent with the fambam. Usually tall and studly, with brown hair and eyes like a fox. Drives whoever needs a ride home. Meets freshmen at football games and silently enjoys their presence. Is the life of many parties. Gets creeped on extremely frequently by girls he doesn't know too incredibly well. Probably the most grand person to ever grace the face of the earth.

Girl 1: Mmmm, gurrrl? You be seein' that Paul lately?
Girl 2: OH DAYYYYUMMMM, I be lovin' that Paul.
Girl 1: Mmm, gurrl. I would let him be the guru of my mystery.
Girl 2: Yuhhh.

by thefreshmen January 2, 2010