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Paul

The guru of mystery. Enjoys family trips to places like the zoo and time spent with the fambam. Usually tall and studly, with brown hair and eyes like a fox. Drives whoever needs a ride home. Meets freshmen at football games and silently enjoys their presence. Is the life of many parties. Gets creeped on extremely frequently by girls he doesn't know too incredibly well. Probably the most grand person to ever grace the face of the earth.

Girl 1: Mmmm, gurrrl? You be seein' that Paul lately?
Girl 2: OH DAYYYYUMMMM, I be lovin' that Paul.
Girl 1: Mmm, gurrl. I would let him be the guru of my mystery.
Girl 2: Yuhhh.

by thefreshmen January 2, 2010