pirate suprise

When a woman fails to give up the pussy and falls asleep for the night, jerk off onto one of her eyes and tie a bandana around her head so that it is covering the injected eye socket. When she awakens, the cum will be dry and when she rips the dried bandana off she screams "arrrrrrgh" like a pirate.

The bitch fell asleep early last night without giving it up so I gave her the pirate suprise.

by scott savell February 29, 2008

PirateNinja

Term used for an extremely popular and cool person. Also can be used before the words Super and Saiyan to say more than one uber awesome dude. One word.

Randomer: Did you see that guy? He was awesome!
Other Randomer: He was such a PirateNinja

Dude: Those guys are awesome!
Other Dude: Those guys are Super Saiyan PirateNinjas for sure!

by Puppy-Kun May 12, 2008

Pirate Ship

a portable hard drive with all pirated games, music, or videos

Hey Ockbar do you have Dragon age: Origins on your Pirate ship?

by Theycallmejimmy3 February 4, 2010

crooked pirate

right before you're about to blow your load, you pull it out and shoot it in her eye. then kick her in the shin and watch her do the crooked pirate!

I just turned my girlfriend into a crooked pirate. She was hobbling around with a patch on her eye.

by vishay August 1, 2004

ass pirate

One who pillages and plunders the unexplored crevices of the ass.

*insert name here* is a flaming ass pirate!

by MizMaverick September 30, 2002

crusty pirate

when a man ejaculates on a girls eye and then kicks her in the shin. she hops on one leg, and covers her eye all the while saying "aaaarrrggghhhh"

jill had no idea how bad a crusty pirate was until jack gave her gonherea of the eye.

by LT Long Dong March 3, 2009

Somali pirate

An Somali pirate are group of fishermen trying to protect their seas from the bad guys in Europe and America.

Somali pirate are just there to protect their sea, because Somalia are the most poorest country in the world, and the Europeans, Americans are trying to make the Somalis be the bad guys. Somali pirate are not violent people at all. The people who are involve the Somalis situation are trying to make the world see Somalis as the villain. Somalis are just there to protecting their water because the Europeans and americans are harming the Indian ocean.

by Somali pirates January 19, 2015