picked me out of the crapper

to be cheered up.
when you are IN the crapper, you are feeling down or depressed or something.
To be "thrown in the crapper" is wen something puts you down or upsets/depresses you.
Therefore, if something "picks you out of the crapper" it makes you happier (:

Amy: so anyway, guess what (:

mell: whyaat?

Amy: me n sam made up... (:
   
mell: oh wow ! :D

Amy: Yea, really picked me out of the crapper tbh :D

by tombliboo October 5, 2009

pick the fro

to clean the bush (pubes)

I need to pick the fro.

by noclue how annoyed bitch November 7, 2010

pick and choodiasm

Picking and choosing the tenets of a religion that you would like to follow. Often choosing the convenient parts (the holidays and celebrations) and leaving the rest.

"Is Greg Jewish? He doesn't keep kosher."
"Yeah but he takes all of the holidays though."
"He must be practicing pick and choodiasm."

or

"You're eating meat? I thought Catholics abstained from meat on Fridays in Lent."
"No worries dude, I'm practicing pick and choodiasm."

by JGpe rcussion September 28, 2011

pcockblocking

noun . doing non-important things to keep another person form using a computer pc

fiddling around doing nothing important on a pc , but not letting anyone else use it .

Jim:can I use the computer now ?
Mary :no !! , im checking my Facebook
*five minutes later *
Jim : can I use it now ?
Mary :no , Im checking my Myspace !
*twenty minutes later *
Jim :how about now

Mary : no , I need to check my Twitter,Stumble upon , Google Plus , Gmail, Yahoo, and Aol.........then you can use it !!
*one hour later *
Jim : please , let me use it !!!!
Mary :one sec , let me check my Facebook again ..........
Jim : STOP PCOCKBLOCKING ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Whomever I. Wannabe December 30, 2011

pick up dog

A cute dog that you use to pick up girls.

Dude, can I borrow your dog this afternoon? She's such a great pick up dog. Last time I took her out at least 7 girls came up to chat with me about how cute she was.

by TecateFox November 3, 2013

pick and nibble

The habit of using, unnecessarily, two hands to consume a foodstuff.

The ardent pick and nibble practioner pulls small pieces from a food that is held in one hand and and then consume them with the other.

Usage of the second hand has to be superfluous to the task to constitute a true pick and nibble

The visual effect is repulsive and resembles someone playing with his/her food.

Popular pick and nibble fare includes: Pastries, pizza, canapés & sandwiches.

Please note that holding a bag of food (nuts, chips etc) and eating from said bag does not constitute a pick and nibble

"Did you see Nigel Slater eating that cake? Why can't he just bite it instead of doing the pick and nibble?

by Porkmann January 15, 2016

picked fences

a person with big teeth. usually jagged.

"look at picked fences over there." .. Man that bitch got some big ass teeth!"

by gologo149 July 23, 2016