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petrolihole

An out of control oil leak under water, about a mile deep in the ocean. Kind of like the recent misfortune of BP.
Wow man, did you hear that BP finally plugged that petrolihole in the Gulf of Mexico? It was spewing oil for over 80 days.
by ElmoFuzzyMoto July 16, 2010
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patrogan

(pah-tro-gen)

1. noun. a sad and pathetic person
"I wouldn't be caught in public with that patrogan."
by furryGremlinSnatch March 27, 2011
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Patronite

A person who has patronizing others down to an artform or science. Often times they may be uptight politicians or do-gooder suburban soccer moms. They almost always know they're right even when the issue at hand is ambiguous.
I can't believe Hillary Clinton thinks she always right, what a Patronite.
by bfiggs19 June 8, 2017
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Petrol station party

A petrol station is one of the dirtiest types of parties. It involves all attendees inserting enemas followed by tubes into their anuses. These represent the hoses at a petrol station. When someone feels it coming they scream "PETROL" and swing their tube round in the air.
That was a wild petrol station party last night... I needed 5 showers afterwards!
by TheGameMan June 8, 2019
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Parole Gold

Urine that is purchased from another

Person that is free of any and all drugs that will pass weekly parole/probation drug urinalysis tests. If the parolee knows their test will fail, they'll attempt to place the clean urine in the cup. If he succeeds then he'll start urinating in the toilet as if he filled his cup and finished in the toilet.

It's big business for those who can produce clean urine which is often pretty rare these days.

Its not rocket science to figure out why its dubbed Parole Gold
Offender Steiger: I am in so much fucking trouble

Offender Jerry Ware: Why?

Offender Stan Steiger: I smoked a guys pole for drugs last night and I did every last bit of what I had, now I'll fail my drug test when I check in with my parole officer tonight. Unless I can get some parole gold before then I'm fucked

Offender Jerry Ware: I guess you're fucked then because I told your P.O. where your clean wee came from and I agreed to set you both up if I was f4er and clear on my charges...
by Krocodilespundee406 October 9, 2019
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Patronlet

Someone who is dependent of patrons, such as a twitch streamer, or someone from tic tok. They generally have no useful skills, and will breakdown when threatened to get a real job. They have gained popularity recently and will crash soon as well. They do not contribute to society, yet are idolized by retarded middle schoolers and creepy men.
James: "Why's she crying?"
Amanda: "She is a patronlet, and nobody donated this week."
by Zany_J December 2, 2019
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Paroleion

Someone who was concieved by two convicts on parole.. Someone concieved on a conjugal visit.
I met my wife at the parole office, 9 months later we had our first paroleion ..
That kid aint Caucasian, hes paroleion my dad monitered his conception at folsom.
by HATER'08'er December 27, 2020
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