patchy

never shaves, but a full beard never grows in

Omar Abarca!!!, just dont call him that, it hurts his feelings.

hey patchy shut the fuck up.

by notfudgepackersbrother February 13, 2008

patchou

Highly overrated Windows programmer.

n00b: OMG PATCHOU U R GOD!!!11
Patchou: I know, thanks :)

by Rob April 6, 2004

patch

A cluster of hair between your balls and asshole, commonly referred to as a grundle.

Dave likes to have his patch tickled, althought he won't admit it.

by GT July 13, 2004

Cabbage Patch

Term for : Ugly/Geeky people who think they Are the cutest thing alive & can get with anyone they want when in all reality no body likes them. pretty much just an Ugly conceited person whom nobody likes.

Girl: Ew, was that eddy over there just trying to hit on you?

Friend: ughh yeaa! he is suchh a cabbage patch. he thinks he's soo cool with his 99 cent pay-less shoes when no body even likes him, he doesn't even have any friends.

Girl: HA! i don't blame people for not wanting to be someone's friend who's THAT ugly & conceited!

by Green_Ducks September 24, 2010

Cabbage Patch Porn

When a hippo penis wrinkles up at your grandparent's house due to the enemas wrinkling going on there and you are being video taped by thee elderly people through a window

hey grandma are you up for some cabbage patch porn making tonight?

by CabbagePatchLover69 July 11, 2010

cabbage patch

some vaginal foliage

"She had hair everywhere, so I said, 'you dumb bitch, shave your cabbage patch!'"

by JW#1 November 4, 2006

cabbage patch

A cash machine or any other Automated Teller that dispenses currency, aka money, dosh, green, cabbage.

I ain't got no money. Lemme stop at the cabbage patch.

by Josephus April 19, 2007