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Faggot patch

When you are at work or at the store and your gaydar goes in the red zone and it feels like your surrounded by a faggot patch of homos.
Holy fuck did I just land In the middle of a fuckin faggot patch !? My gaydars pinned out and I have to put a board on my ass from the gayness.
by stretch nutzz January 7, 2017
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Patch 4

A long-awaited update to a VR game named Bonelab created by Stress Level Zero. It's said to improve the Marrow engine, the SDK, and add a built-in mod manager. Also goes by the name Project 4.
Friend: "Man, I hope Patch 4 comes out soon!"
You: "Same. I'm a standalone user and I really want that built-in mod manager."
by stanley_284727 May 23, 2024
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Blow-patch

It has no definition really,
just a derogatory term a guitar player came up with eight years ago.

Great substitute for douche bag
by Dr. Blow-Patch March 6, 2009
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patch

1980's slang term for vagina. Females in the 80's usually had hair on their vagina's that resembled a patch.
"I'm going out to find me some patch!"
by TucoDH April 28, 2017
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puddin patch

when you can't keep your hands outta your pants
Grandma says keep your hands outta your puddin patch, dammit.
by Shirley and Niel Nash November 16, 2021
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Old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch

When your homie starts lagginbehind and starts being lazy as fuck
God damn it Jarvis, quit actin’ like an old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch and get movin.’
by Don’tbelievethehype August 1, 2020
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Cabbage Patch hug

A social-distance way to safely express a hug, by holding your arms straight out at your sides, like a Cabbage Patch Kid doll, while standing 6 feet apart. During the coronavirus pandemic quarantines of 2019-2020, people were told, "wash your hands," "wear a mask, and "social distance" to avoid transmitting or getting the Rona.
"I'm so glad to see you, Aunt Sara! Gimme a big hug.
"No, baby, we can't do that. (Spreads her arms wide) Cabbage Patch hug, at a distance! When this damn COVID-19 thing is over, I'll hug you 10 times to make up for it."
"All right, Aunt Sara. Here's a Cabbage Patch hug for my favorite aunt.
by Telly Watt-Amagonadou May 25, 2020
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