Parenthood

A state of being perpetually insane and pissed.

Our kids just destroyed our hardwood floor; so tired of parenthood!

by peasebwu March 6, 2018

parenti

Italian and simply the best. :D

Oi, mate
That's a Parenti.

Oh, mate
How cool.

Oi mate...

yeh

Why do we have this accent

idk
i just like saying "oi mate".

k

by PPPPPteradactyle April 2, 2018

Parentilda

Someone who is either of your parents’ friends’ daughter.

My parentilda is sometimes annoying.

by AlvinBalvin321 November 19, 2018

Parental Overthrow

When you are in the middle of having sex with someone and their parent walks in on you. You know they would be pissed to see you fucking their kid so before they say anything and call the cops on you, you say “You’re next buddy!” Now the parent is in shock and you have about three seconds to put your clothes back on and getting the fuck outa dodge.

Parental Overthrow saved my life last night.

by My grandma just ate some prune April 18, 2019

scud parent

A parent who shows up unexpectedly and explodes (like a SCUD missile). This can happen at school, sports, etc. Typically a SCUD parent shows up, throws a fit, and is gone again for another semester.

Jacob's got a major SCUD parent for a mom. I haven't seen her for six months and she shows up here making an ass of herself and just about ripped my head off. Related types of parents: helicopter mom, MIA mom.

by MathTeacherGuy May 11, 2008

red parenthesis

The crescent shaped abrasions that form around a persons asshole from not wiping well enough or anal leakage.

Guy #1: Look at the way Larry keeps picking his seat over there. Guy #2: Yep...not only does he have stinky fingers I'll bet he has skid marks in his underpants too! Guy #1: The idiot probably has red parenthesis around his asshole and just needs a shower!

by JoeyBomm April 26, 2020

parentnoia

A fear of being caught by your parents doing something wrong, even though you are not doing anything wrong.

Someone who has parentnoia is "parentnoid."

Usually diagnosed in the geek of a group of friends.

Dustin: No way, guys! Every time you make me lie and go to Hooters, they find out about it!

Brian: Dustin is so parentniod.

by james008 July 10, 2005