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Panning for turds

The perverse and possibly masochistic pleasure of seeking situations that are likely to cause oneself to be outraged or offended, in order to be being outraged or offended by them.
"I just posted this cry-laughing Charltie Brooker quote on Twitter, only to get jumped on by tweeps pointing out my technical inaccuracies."

Don't worry about it, they're just "Panning for turds".
by Lady Beefcake January 19, 2013
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pan-nihilism

A phenomenon in which iridescence (synchronicity in color modulation) at the surface of space creates symphony or musical harmony.
Pan-nihilism says that synchronicity in color changes at the surface of space creates music itself.
by metawave October 28, 2019
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Poor Snowy Pan

When my friend has a complete mental breakdown and types this instead of, ‘personally pan.’ After she terribly tries to explain why saying homophobic and transphobic things is ok knowing now that I’m gender queer and lesbian.
Yeah but I tend to be sensitive about those things.”
“Yeah, me too I tend to make those kind of jokes though because I am poor snowy pan.”
by Conehead4Life&Ever September 26, 2025
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Pan

Person 1: "I'm pan"
Person 2: "Yea I know"
by depressedpacito December 21, 2018
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ur papa pans

An insult slightly more offensive then ur dad lesbian. Although it is not as offensive as ur granny tranny. This isult should only be used as a last resort if not u could be another ur granny tranny victim.
Robert: ur mum gay
James: no u
Robert: ur dad lesbian

James: ur papa pans

Robert: ur granny tranny

James: *blackhole forms in ass succing James instantly to hell*
by Me. I am always right March 12, 2018
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Pan-Africoon

A Black individual who aggressively attributes all aspects of Black identity and history to slavery or Africa, often while subconsciously praising white supremacy. They typically engage in online arguments with Afro-Indigenous American Indians or foundational Black Americans (FBAs), not out of sincere belief, but for validation and brownie points from non-Black groups.

Traits include:
– Dismissing or erasing Black American accomplishments by attributing them to Africa.
– Preaching about self-love while being married to white partners and deflecting critique.
– Promoting the slave ship narrative despite lacking recent African ancestry or tribal ties.
– Ignoring the existence of dark-skinned, curly-haired Indigenous peoples around the world.
– Stirring division within Black communities under the guise of Pan-Africanism.
– Loudly proclaiming “We from Africa!” but never making the move themselves.
– Tapping into performative “unity” while tap dancing for non-Black approval.
– Frequently engaging in CIA chimp chatter: useless debates, distractions, and circular arguments meant to derail Black American discourse and keep the people mentally colonized.
Man I don’t pay attention to Bonnet Boss on TikTok her Filipino ass a Pan-Africoon. Don’t let me get started with Port City, them niggas do everything but move to Africa.
by NIGGoku July 21, 2025
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by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025
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