paper

money derived from hustling, stealing,
prostitution or selling drugs

That ho knows its all about the paper.

by jerryekane May 3, 2003

The page cannot be displayed

Something my browser is getting too often now. This may occur when you are not connected to the Internet, the page no longer exists or your ISP is a bitch.

My ADSL is fucking up.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 12, 2003

pageant sash

Leaving a trail of cum diagonally from hip to shoulder. An affectionate gift of love for your pageant winner.

Anyone could give her a pearl necklace, but I declared her a winner with the pageant sash.

She was so beautiful all I could give her was a pageant sash.

The only thing she wore last night was the pageant sash I gave her.

by pageant winner March 21, 2011

Page Eighted

Being exposed as a fraud or a fake or a lying basturd.

That two faced lying son of a bitch Morsereg got page eighted

by Croinc September 2, 2003

Paper Friend

Someone who you might think is your friend, but is going to bail on you the moment you would expect them to uphold their end of the friendship; about supportive as a paper cut-out.

Unlike a real friend, a paper friend will never be there to cheer you up, bail you out of trouble, or help you out in any way, if they aren't getting anything out of the deal at least. Unlike a Theoretical Friend, they probably never really were your friend in the first place.

"You don't need those paper friends at all, no you don't need those kind of friends."

by Subidarb October 19, 2009

Page McConnel

Page McConnel is the pianist/keyboardist/songwriter for the band Phish. He routinely drops the funk at every show. He also has an affinity for sandwiches.

I can't wait for tonight's show, where are your seats?
I'm stage left, right in front of Page McConnel.
Nice! Rage Side Page Side!!

by Phirst-Tube24 July 16, 2011

position paper

a document presenting the standpoint of a person, company or some entity, from an economic, moral or technical point of view

by Ulric Schwela July 17, 2003