phantom pooper

A mysterious culprit responsible for a bowel movement with no wipe and no flush in a strange restroom

"the phantom pooper stuck in the shit spot"

by dueling lyricists October 9, 2014

slooghter the pooper

The act of slobbering or spitting (or a combination) on the anus, normally for the intent of penetrating with a penis or other phallic object.

Make sure to slooghter the pooper before penetration. Otherwise you're gonna have a bad time.

by The Hip-Hop Junkie September 15, 2009

Type B Pooper

Somebody who's shits are not aligned to a schedule. They shit at random times. This is the most common time

Lisa is a type b pooper. She does not shit on a schedule.

by fluffypenis July 31, 2016

pooperhole

The most coveted hole on the human anatomy. If you are let in or possess the back-door-key, the heavens will open and a light will shine down upon you as you liberally coat your lil saint with lubriderm and devastate the pooperhole.

I'll be yer boyfriend... smooch on yer pooperhole all through the superbowl...
~MC Paul Barman

by Simmah March 5, 2004

Pooh Proder

Pooh Proder is a Poofter

There was a pooh proder shaging another pooh proder up the arse

by Grazmataz Christmas-tree December 1, 2004

propertarianism

A phenology in which science and law share the same boundaries.

Propertarianism demonstrates that law and science share the same a priori assumption. Law is based on the assumption of liability and science is based on the assumption of falsifiability (the scientific method).

by tomorrowtomorrow December 21, 2018

pooper noodle

A secret word for anal seepage.

*anal seepage* Oops, I think pooper noodle!

by mad_muffinz November 28, 2006