pooperhole 

The most coveted hole on the human anatomy. If you are let in or possess the back-door-key, the heavens will open and a light will shine down upon you as you liberally coat your lil saint with lubriderm and devastate the pooperhole.

I'll be yer boyfriend... smooch on yer pooperhole all through the superbowl...
~MC Paul Barman

pooperhole by Simmah March 5, 2004

Poophole Loophole 

The act of performing anal sex but preventing from having vaginal sex to remain a “virgin”. Usually people do this for religious reasons.

David: Shulem how does it feel to not be a virgin anymore?
Shulem: Me and chaya only had anal sex so im still a virgin, I love the poophole loophole!

Poophole Loophole by GarAssNigga December 5, 2017

pooperpoke 

When you poke someone in their hinder hole when they least expect it. Works best when an individual is under a table. The ensuing reactive jump from the "pooperpoke" should cause the victim to jump and drive their head into the bottom of the table.

I caught Joe under the desk picking up a pencil and I pooperpoked him. He now has a concussion.

pooperpoke by Long Duck Donger Jr. VIII April 28, 2014

Poophole Loophole 

When a girl desperately wants to keep her virginity but needs some good back-door romance

Timmy: Wait, how'd you guys have sex, isn't she a virgin?

Tommy: Bro, we used the Poophole Loophole.

Poophole Loophole by Da Krew January 22, 2016

poophole nogo 

The somewhat disappointing realization that no matter how hard you push, you aren't going to penetrate your girlfriends asshole.

The problem can be solved with any number of lubricants, none of which are at hand the ONE FUCKING NIGHT that she is shit faced enough to let you slip her a length of love rod in the fudge tunnel.

No mom, everything's fine at school, really. I'm just a bit down in the dumps because Marsha and I had a bad case of poophole nogo and now I'm wondering if I should just fuck a hooker in the ass to see what it's like.

poophole nogo by Joshua James October 12, 2006

poophole

What you poop from

my poophole is worn out

poophole by lilpoophole1 May 18, 2018

poophole pilot

Someone who likes to have anal sex!

Man you're so gay, you're such a poophole pilot!

poophole pilot by Kosta Kara July 26, 2006