Rufus Poofus Mc.Duffus

This is a girl or boy who fakes his LGBTQ identity to get into sleepovers of the opposite sex and perv on them.

Person A:Did you here about that time Jamal lied about being gay to get into Vicky’s sleepover?

Person B: OMG what a Rufus Poofus Mc.duffus

by marvel jack November 24, 2018

Poofta

To act like a fatass who doesn't want to do anything

Ahhh he's acting all poofta

by John March 16, 2003

poofy beef flume

A vagina that has entertained an extensive pounding. See meat locker

James: "I crammed the shit out of her until her moose knuckle transformed into a poofy beef flume."

by Morgan O'Malley December 21, 2007

Poofle

nickname. this chick is crazy, has a crazy ass temper, funny, weird, shallow (;, bony booty hands, and breathes like she's fighting for air.

Damn! That Poofle is smokin'!

by Tiger33+12 August 21, 2011

the poofster

A tiny-eyed creature with a considerable poof (whether shampooed or dirty) who kisses like a sparrow, drinks champagne out of a china bowl, does the jokerman headshake dance, thinks love should not be reduced to consistency between word and deed, and who snaps a magnum condom into thirds whenever he uses one...which is hardly ever.

Shit! I don't have a china bowl for the champagne- hopefully the poofster won't mind drinking it from this stemless martini glass.

I made the mistake of discussing amorous consistency with the poofster last night; I should have just grabbed a magnum and kissed his tiny sparrow lips.

by peppermint soap October 23, 2006

Poofen

black guy who is an expert in sensual whale calls

WAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA i'm poofen i can do whale calls

by horace23423 August 17, 2011

poofinismer

the process in which a young boy become a gay individual in the presents of gay men and queer eye 4 the straight guy.

that boy has a bad case of poofinismer

by zoe October 11, 2004