Modern Definition: The title of a popular Tabi Bonney song. To get "put in the pocket" is slang for having a good thing happen to you.
Traditional Definition: A shaped piece of fabric attached inside or outside a garment and forming a pouch used esp. for carrying small articles.
Traditional Definition: A shaped piece of fabric attached inside or outside a garment and forming a pouch used esp. for carrying small articles.
1. Put me in the pocket, pocket, Put me in the pocket, pocket, put me in the pocket.
2. I keep my keys in my right pocket.
2. I keep my keys in my right pocket.
by ducksoup October 17, 2006
Get the pocket mug.When someone tries to include you in a "we" that you don't feel part of, the traditional response is "We? What do you mean, we? Do you have a turd in your pocket?" Translates as semi-funny emphatic rejection of false or forced collectivism. (My "do you have a mouse in your pocket?" is the cleaned-up version of the old rhetorical rejection of the false "we.")
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Get the chocolate pocket mug.A polystyrene cup Bob Fossil puts in his breast pocket after unsuccessfully bribing Howard Moon into fist-fighting a Killeroo (a killer kangaroo) with it.
From The Mighty Boosh.
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Get the Pocket Pussy mug.(noun) An orifice, of a thot, in which one temporarily stores his penis; usually the vagina, rectum, or mouth, but can include other less conventional holes and crevices
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1. A small minded person with limited imagination, whose interaction with the world is characterised by an urge to define, limit and quantify.
Identifying characteristics include an urge to control the behaviour of others and a seeming unlimited capacity to spout nonsensical garbage and attempt to justify it as 'best practice'.
2. A mechanical person kept in the pocket. Usually placed on a table and, once a battery has been inserted (in orifice of choice), proceeds to march around, salute and make unreasonable demands.
3. A politician or public relations manager.
4. A small dried dog turd kept in the pocket and used as a worry bead.
General Usage:
Commonly used in reference to politicians, pubic relations workers, government employees, traffic wardens, volunteer managers, shopping centre security guards and social workers.
General use includes any person who, having been given the tiniest amount of responsibility, then begins to engage in behaviour likely to result in limiting the rights of others under the pretext of acting 'for the common good'.
Partial phrases useful for identifying possible pocket nazis:
"I think you will all agree with me that....."
"There is no doubt that vulnerable sections of our community...."
"Oi... what do you think yur doin then?"
"We all appreciate your efforts and believe you understand that the hard choices before us..."
"Excuse me sir..."
"Sign here, please"
1. A small minded person with limited imagination, whose interaction with the world is characterised by an urge to define, limit and quantify.
Identifying characteristics include an urge to control the behaviour of others and a seeming unlimited capacity to spout nonsensical garbage and attempt to justify it as 'best practice'.
2. A mechanical person kept in the pocket. Usually placed on a table and, once a battery has been inserted (in orifice of choice), proceeds to march around, salute and make unreasonable demands.
3. A politician or public relations manager.
4. A small dried dog turd kept in the pocket and used as a worry bead.
General Usage:
Commonly used in reference to politicians, pubic relations workers, government employees, traffic wardens, volunteer managers, shopping centre security guards and social workers.
General use includes any person who, having been given the tiniest amount of responsibility, then begins to engage in behaviour likely to result in limiting the rights of others under the pretext of acting 'for the common good'.
Partial phrases useful for identifying possible pocket nazis:
"I think you will all agree with me that....."
"There is no doubt that vulnerable sections of our community...."
"Oi... what do you think yur doin then?"
"We all appreciate your efforts and believe you understand that the hard choices before us..."
"Excuse me sir..."
"Sign here, please"
"Christ, what a pocket nazi."
"Are you the pocket nazi from the government?"
"What a fucking pocket nazi!"
"I need a new pocket nazi - this one stinks."
"Are you the pocket nazi from the government?"
"What a fucking pocket nazi!"
"I need a new pocket nazi - this one stinks."
by Karl Gunter July 16, 2008
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