A self-employed term used by individuals who have never felt the loving touch of another individual.
by Soupy McSoupbowl March 8, 2021
Get the Super Straightmug. Someone who is so straight that most people think they're gay!
They also want a wolf boy to violently pound into them with their giant humanoid Dick.
They also want a wolf boy to violently pound into them with their giant humanoid Dick.
Person 1: yeah dude brad is definitely a super straight
Person 2: Why do you say that???\
Person 1: When I want into his house I saw a leash on the floor and I asked if he had a dog he said "No the leash is for my master to use on me".
Person 2 : That's crazy also I'm gay
Person 1 : ...wanna make out?
Person 2 : HELL YEAH-
Person 2: Why do you say that???\
Person 1: When I want into his house I saw a leash on the floor and I asked if he had a dog he said "No the leash is for my master to use on me".
Person 2 : That's crazy also I'm gay
Person 1 : ...wanna make out?
Person 2 : HELL YEAH-
by Lof1 October 19, 2022
Get the super straightmug. by suck_my_d33 June 26, 2021
Get the straight as a circlemug. That trick came to the club talkin all kindsa noise so BIG ROB startin throwin' straights at his ass n the parkin lot.
by Robby Walker September 21, 2005
Get the Throwin' Straightsmug. by juneau_ March 7, 2021
Get the Super straightmug. Straight Points are used by comparing someone's personality traits, behavior and vocabulary to the average male or female heterosexual of the same sex in order to taunt, underline or put into question someone's sexual orientation.
The straight points are usually deducted by presenting traits of the opposed sex such as wearing makeup for men and playing or watching sports for women, but they can also be added when someone's presenting other traits that coincide with the ones of an average heterosexual of the same sex.
The straight points are usually deducted by presenting traits of the opposed sex such as wearing makeup for men and playing or watching sports for women, but they can also be added when someone's presenting other traits that coincide with the ones of an average heterosexual of the same sex.
You lose 10 straight points for bringing your man-purse to the bar.
He loses 5 straight points for having an white iPhone but he gains 15 for driving a motorcycle.
How many straight points we'll deduct him for ordering a Cherry Cola?
He loses 5 straight points for having an white iPhone but he gains 15 for driving a motorcycle.
How many straight points we'll deduct him for ordering a Cherry Cola?
by a66spam June 12, 2013
Get the Straight Pointsmug. by mandy v September 10, 2018
Get the straight buggingmug.