Dickless horse

A horse without a dick.

Homie 1: dude,have you seen that horse without a dick in my barn?
Homie 2: yeah dude,the dickless horse.

by Smooth af April 2, 2016

Horse Pooping

A strange but common sound that lurks in PlayStation chat party’s

Aj: Makes odd sound
Christian: what the hell was that
Me: oh he was just horse pooping

by Bill Cosby Cheesecake December 11, 2018

whipped the horse

To hit the horse in order to move faster

The cab driver whipped the horse and the cab disappeared round a corner

by bella.zi August 13, 2017

Horse Vibrator

A deep pounding vibrator for a horse.

Person 1: Hey Marisa, do you have my vibrator?
Person 2: Go use the horse vibrator in the barn

by ALZ_day March 4, 2019

wooden horse

Thing that bladee (god) said in the interview

yeah they're made in Dalarna ehhhh hast, wooden horse, small wooden horse, so you can put in your window and stuff like that

by Spicy_noodles April 28, 2019

horse rich

The apitamy of richness that comes from a family over generations that has the ability to buy and maintain horses. People born of these family's look down on poor city dwellers and laugh when they find out they have never ridden a horse. These snobby family spawns have never had to worry about college money or anything else for that matter. Nothing really matters when your riding a horse that costs as much or more than most of the American populations cars. Yet these pretentious horse mongers find a way to complain as if they were in the reality TV show Keeping up with the Kardashians.

Dude, I really like this girl, I heard she is cool

Didn't she ask you if you have ridden a horse?

Yeah, she did, she laughed when I said I didn't.
Figures, she's horse rich man, your Audi costs as much as that horse, let her go man.

by Nanners May 3, 2017

Potato Horse

What I was referred to in my 3rd class.

1: Hi POTATO HORSE do you want some smarties?
2:Want my banana POTATO HORSE? (stop it dirty minded people)

by Potato Horse November 13, 2017