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Noncey tea

A cup of tea with far too much milk in it, to the point you begin questioning if there's ever been a tea bag in it.
"mate, you're brewing so let's have a proper yorky, none of that noncey tea this time"
by That guy what names stuff September 16, 2023
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Nonce

The word nonce is usually used in the terms of describing Albert O’Sullivan.
The word comes from Latin origin with the definition meaning ‘Kiddy Fucker’
“Hey Albert stop touching me there you Nonce!”
by Albert0pedo October 16, 2023
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Nonce

A person who has sex or attempts to have sex with minors; a paedophile.
You know that Steve Edwards? You must do, he's the Nonce of Staxton.
by Harry Pserkin January 10, 2024
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noncestabulary

A NONCESTABULARY is the name given to UK Police Force who have a high number of Paedos or rapists, or just general sex-pests.

It's also used when the particular force turns a blind eye to predominantly Pakistani Grooming Gangs who prey on mainly white working class girls many of which are under-age.
The police force who don't investigate Pakistani Grooming Gangs for fear of being branded racist are nothing more than a Noncestabulary.
by Mike Spilligan January 16, 2024
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Nonce

From Wakefield Prison in England, NONCE or; Not On Normal Court Exercise, means a prisoner is not on regular exercise times with other prisoners, due to their offences being of a sexual nature and involving minors. This acronym became a slang insult in the United Kingdom to mean someone who is attracted sexually to minors.
"Hey Geoff, did you see the news?"
"Yeah, Jimmy Saville is a nonce? I could have told you that years ago."
by robson.parker January 28, 2024
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Nonce

A nigga that likes kids
Usually 40 years old and jobless
"That boy I was talking to wasn't 15,he looked 40!"
"I knew he was a nonce u nigger"
by anonymous January 28, 2024
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Nonce

Someone who spends too much time studying and not enough time outdoors
by gary):&/&/ November 30, 2023
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