Deep Shit Nine

1. The deepest part of the rectum, beyond Zones 1 and 2.

2. A circle of drab towns on the periphery of London, notably Watford, Croydon and Slough; also Wembley, Stevenage, Harlow, Basildon, Thamesmead, Crawley, Slough and Hemel Hemstead.

Zone 2 takes in places like Harlesden, Romford, Woolwich, Lewisham and Brixton.

Zone 1 consists of gentrified, boho and hipster areas such as Hampstead, Highgate, Dalston, Hoxton, Islington, Greenwich, Fitzrovia, Soho, Kensington, Notting Hill, Richmond, Chiswick, Kingston upon Thames, and Ealing.

Belgravia and Mayfair are off the map.

Definition 1: "I lubed up the dildo and bang: straight into Deep Shit Nine.

Definition 2: "How about we give Dalson a miss and take an Uber to Deep Shit Nine?

by Jack Jazz 1 June 9, 2018

One at nine

The dumbest Fucking speech and debate request ever to fall into existence

Ex: “can I get a one at nine and a first at ten, if I get there? “

“No you sloppy bitch”

by Darylbunyan April 7, 2018

The old nine ton slap' la dap

When somebody get absolutely manhandled to the point of near death.

So Jake got The old nine ton slap' la dap yesterday his funeral will be next month.

Mason is currently about to release The old nine ton slap' la dap no one in his vicinity will survive not even the children.

by -UnderscoreFresh- January 5, 2019

That's a nine

That's a cop/cop car/any police vehicle. Said to alert people about the arrival or sight of the police.

Homie1: Smoking dope
Homie2:*sees a cop car*
Homie2: That's a nine
*All homies run away*

by 999_Yash_999 October 11, 2020

The back nine

(AU/NZ) When you sink 9 cones in a row.

Hey bro, do you reckon we could finish the back nine?

by anonymous June 26, 2021

National "THE NINE" DAY

Have one of your closest friends draw all over your arm(s)

If your birthday falls on the holiday your closest friend gets to hit you as well
December 17th is the holiday

You: hey do you know what day it is
One of closest friends: no what day is it
You: national "THE NINE" DAY Where you are allowed to draw all over my arm(s)
One of closest friends: it is I've never heard of it but ok

by December is fun :) October 21, 2021

Sixty Sixty Nine Nine

When 4 people are laid out in a square such that each is giving oral sex to one other member, and is receiving oral sex from one other member, so as to make a square chain.

Dutch: So Peach, I heard you were involved in a Sixty Sixty Nine Nine.
Peach: I was giving head to Jasmine, who was giving head to Rosa, who was giving head to Adam, who was giving head to me! It was a Sixty Sixty Nine Nine!

by Joseph Bababooey March 3, 2023