Napoleanic Sleeper

Someone who relentlessly claims more of the bedding and bed as the night goes on.

Sri, a Napoleanic Sleeper, has cocooned herself in the comforter and stuck both her arms out across her body in a sort of Heisman pose, pushing girish to the precipice. When confronted, she half snored, half snorted “Viva La France!”

by a_good_listener June 1, 2024

Napology

Napology is a word first coined by one Senior Master Sergeant Harvey, meaning to take yourself by the nape of the neck and say, SELF! ...DO IT! This term has been passed down through the generations, proving it to be a virtue of good character and integrity.

I knew it was going to be a hard job to review the checklists and correct all the errors, I just used a little Napology, and got it done in no time!

by Michele Wordjuicer June 4, 2024

nasom

Someone who is typically short but is very handsome and good looking.

Even though the love of my life was a midget he was still nasom.

by MossyOak June 8, 2024

nasalmaster

Someone who lives in their grandparents house and eats lunch with shit on their hands

Every time code came home to his grandparents house they yelled at him for not washing his hands
Nasalmaster; Someone who lives in their grandparents house and eats lunch with shit on their hands

by Landmark construction June 9, 2024

Napoleon's Revenge

While performing vigorous anal sex, the large intestine accumulate tears resulting in bleeding. The top violently ejaculates their baby gravy in a finishing move that acts as a douche, resulting in an explosive combination of diarrhea, blood, and love custard (chocolate, strawberry, and vanilla).

I gave her the good ol Napoleon's Revenge

by TipToucher March 11, 2026

Napoleon complex deluxe

A much more extreme version of the devastatingly debilitating prototypical Napoleon complex, the absolutely crippling Napoleon complex deluxe afflicts only the most terminally insecure sissy manlet boys (dwarfed males shorter than 5ft10) and obviously all turbo-manlets (exceptionally stunted males from 4ft11 to 5ft4). Now not only infected with the lifelong curse of manletism and the naturally resulting Napoleon complex but additionally with a gnawing and ever-present Napoleon complex deluxe, the completely deranged little manlet henceforth stoops so low as to take his inferiority complex-induced manlet cope and manlet rage to new heights of insanity. Driven to madness by manletism and the ravages of his shortsightedness, small-mindedness and his eternal inability to be the bigger man, the Napoleon complex deluxe suffering misanthropic manlet can often be detected as he furiously saws down outdoor basketball hoops under the cover of darkness (and made almost indiscernible by his microscopic size), tearfully howls at the moon beneath underpass clearance signs in the middle of the night and as he chugs down barrels of boost oil brake fluid in the manlet pit behind your local service station in a childishly futile attempt at finally triggering a growth spurt. An infinitesimal Napoleon complex deluxe infected turbo-manlet may be hiding under one of your fingernails at this very moment!

Amelia: Lol, why is Tom "Stop calling me a midget!" Cruise crying his eyes out while balancing on a golf ball and juggling burning matches over there? Layla: It must be his time of the month - clearly his Napoleon complex deluxe is acting up again. Amelia: Manlets, when will they learn?

by ManletDepreciator September 13, 2024

Nasal Fables

When your nose has been broken so many times it has stories to tell.

Bloody hell you look like you have some nasal fables you could tell.

by VR6Nat November 25, 2024