Muff 2

A group of female socially retarded halfwits, who have terribly boring home lives,and no real life friends

Muff 2.. Merkins,Recluse, Hermit, Losers

by Bobswife February 19, 2009

muff waders

A man who is so deep into muff he requires waders to keep dry from the knees up.

Adam was banging so much 21 year tang, his bros suggested he buy a pair of muff waders to keep dry.

by manalive2122 April 12, 2014

muff-diving

the art of pleasuring a woman with excess vagina fat that is stored in the abdomen, but still looks bangin.

bro, i was just muff-diving the shit out of your mom until your dad walked in and showed me up

by SugarRay July 11, 2007

muff diver

A muff diver is another word for a lesbian. It does not always refer to oral sex, it is just a derogatory term for a lesbian or someone that you are calling a lesbian to be harsh, when they are not.

'she is a muff diver'

by HappyJeans February 10, 2006

muff diver

Someone who likes to indulge in the diving of the muff, usually female, but Jeff Stokes doesn't mind that...

She was a trained muff diver.

by PH March 19, 2003

Thigh Muffs

Eating Pussy

Timmy had on a pair of thigh muffs.

by Timmy January 17, 2003

Muff Cabage

It's a Jersey thing..

Are you talking about my family?!" "Your f***ing muff cabage!

by GuidoGuy October 14, 2010