Monica

If you hear people joking around about it, just say it slow😉

Brad: YOOOO Monica!!!
Josh: Shut the fuck up dude.

by jus.sum.tips. February 20, 2024

Monkaisubi

Literally just a word/name I made up. got tired of people asking what it meant. now I can say just look it up on Urban Dictionary. and waste your time. and that it's just an original name.

It means nothing. besides the fact that I love Spam Musubi. and Monk(i) Sounds cool. and no I don't drive a Subaru. or a Mitsubishi

I also wanna add Kiroatic is my coined second Alias. 🫰 it's also Original.

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by Monkaisubi April 4, 2024

Moniba

Moniba is a cruel, annoying, crazy sociopath. She is a manipulating snake, who pushes others away to get to the top. You can never trust a Moniba. Ever. She will kick you at your lowest. She will replace you as quick as she finds new men. She is a hypocritical slut that has one rule for her, and one rule for the rest of us. Moniba pretends to be the victim, with her stupid pouty faces and saying things like 'pwease' and 'im smol'. Don't be fooled. Underneath that 'pick-me' surface, is a decieting, lying, horrible devil. And yes, she is a pick me. She says things like 'I'm scared of boys!' or 'I'm too small for this', but then is the one who's always kissing boys' asses, talking to them non-stop. She jumps from guy to guy. As soon as one guy rejects her, she moves on to the next. Yet, she tells others that it's wrong to talk to boys, or even think about them/look at them. Like I said before, she cannot be trusted. If you ever meet a Moniba (God forbid you do), don't fall for her traps. Give. Her. Hell. :)

I hate Moniba.

by mathsdepartment April 5, 2024

Monica-lewinskying

To seduce a younger woman/man into a third-party sexual relationship.

Eric is always Monica-lewinskying his interns. Even though he's married, he gets hard at the prospect of public humiliation and breaking the law.

by BakedinAlaska May 9, 2024

Monica-lewinskying

To seduce a younger woman/man into a third-party sexual relationship.

Eric is always Monica-lewinskying his interns. Even though he's married, he gets hard at the prospect of public humiliation and breaking the law.

by BakedinAlaska May 9, 2024

monkaiy

A tall being, who lives his life looking down on the peasants of the world. The type of being to hang their shoes on the wall. This being remains tidy but does not conform to society.

Its shlong hangs to its knees but it's a burden it carries with pride. Slaying men and women with it's heavy meat, the Monkaiy should be feared by all.

The life long mate of a Monkaiy is the winner of the ultimate prize. Getting slayed at least once a month and having the ability to gaze upon the sculpted body of the Monkaiy daily.

A monkaiy smells like burnt apples.

My boyfriend doesn't like oral sex but he is a Monkaiy.

by SlayedByMonkaiy June 8, 2024

Monica

The mother of Dimitri’s offspring.

Isn’t that Monica with Dimitri’s child?

by Thabo the taxidriver June 17, 2024