When a bearded man wearing a bag of lettuce as a hat ejaculates into a glass bottle and into it he adds one teaspoon of gluten free chocolate syrup, a pinch of salt, and 5 milligrams of his own feces. He then murders his own grandmother and adds a pint of her blood into the mix, stirs it, and forces the mix into a woman's anus.
by realrealbananapeel September 9, 2023

by Debskelly1985 March 1, 2023

everything reminds me of her….
“What were those noises earlier behind Lindsay’s door?”
“Oh, uh, she was just mixing mac and cheese.”
“Oh, uh, she was just mixing mac and cheese.”
by naiadical November 25, 2022

A drink, consisting of half diluted orange squash and half diluted blackcurrant squash, creating and fruity blend mainly served in cheap plastic cups at primary school Christmas parties.
by Thruthrfisheye March 4, 2019

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<.3.4.3.>Xiphoids Are Consolidated Water Mixed With Tulips To Get YOur BAck Smacked By Chicken And ROoster FOr Botanic Lung Tissues On Oak Treees FOr Immortal ANd Immortality<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

Me: Maddy do you know what mixed eggs are? Maddy: no wtf is that, aren’t you American?
Me: Americans are weird
Me: Americans are weird
by Pooplead September 22, 2020
