a priest in A minor

A little known work by Beethoven.

Tom: Have you heard Beethoven's recently discovered work?
Langford: No, what is it?
Tom: It's a Priest in A minor
Langford: Awe, too soon, man

by Packin McCracken January 14, 2016

post mastication underwear migration

What happens when your boyfriend cooks you a meal so good your panties hit the floor

The spaghetti a la carbonara was of such high quality she could not be blamed for the post mastication underwear migration.

by chick wowchich wow March 24, 2017

Minnesota Mallard Migration

When a man with a large beard goes down on a woman with crabs.

John's been scratching his face alot, he must have experienced the Minnesota Mallard Migration.

by DXbuddie November 27, 2019

Platformer's Migraine

a migraine that occurs when a person plays an extremely difficult platformer.

"My head really hurts"
"Did you seriously get platformer's migraine after 3 levels?"
"Really hard levels."

by Sossololpipi February 13, 2021

izuku fucking midoriya

a bitch ass who cries too much. plus ultra my ass bitch is a literal faucet. he doesn’t cry rivers, rivers cry him.

“izuku fucking midoriya is a crybaby”

by k1dn4pp3rk1d February 13, 2021

izuku fucking midoriya

a bitchfuck who cries a LOT too much. he don’t cry rivers, rivers cry him. giving me very much faucet. #wap tf. plus ultra my ass

“izuku fucking midoriya is a crybaby”

by k1dn4pp3rk1d February 13, 2021

Schrodinger's Minor

A Minor, usually between the ages of 16 and 17, that uses it as an excuse for their behaviour, claiming that their age makes it so they shouldn't face any consequence for their actions, but still expect you to both respect their opinion (you can't disagree with them because they're a minor and they don't know any better) while also not treat them like a child (they're a minor but they're very mature and their opinion is important, even if the matter at hand is 18+ which they shouldn't be interacting with in the first place) but due to their age (16-17) they do, indeed, know better, most people who act like this will change their trick once they're 18 by claming your opinion doesn't matter because you're older than them, this never seems to end well however.

Minor(17): KILL YOURSELF

NotMinor(18): I don't think you should say that

Minor(17): WHAT???? IM LITERALLY A MINOR DO NOT SPEAK WITH ME YOU PEDOPHILE

In this case the minor showcases an example of Schrodinger's Minor, they do not take any responsibility for what they said and instead attack the person who replied to them claiming that they're a minor and they shouldn't interact with them.

by afon the dumbass December 25, 2023