Mermaid

A Mermaid is a predatory musical artist that creates music soley for the purpose of sucking money out of people.
Contrary to real mermaids, who sings soley for the purpose of sucking blood out of sailors.

Person 1: That Justin Bieber has a pretty good voice, but he makes terrible music.
How is he so rich?
Person 2: Because he is a Mermaid.

by White_trash88 June 26, 2021

Mermaid

Trucker slang for a DOT enforcement agent specializing in commercial vehicle enforcement. So named because they are cunts with scales that try to ruin your day

Careful man there’s a mermaid on the off ramp

by A4490 September 15, 2021

Mermaid in a Manhole

when a Chad goes to a girls High school sporting event and gets lucky at the event

Scott went to the girls volleyball game left Suzy under the bleachers like a mermaid in a manhole

by bloodmon October 13, 2021

Mercy1vfx

Some mf who likes boys more then girls and is obsessed with attack on titan.

Have you heard of that gay kid Mercy1vfx? I heard he like aot so much he sacrificed his dog for another season

by Mercy1vfx October 18, 2021

Mermaids Queef

The cool breeze that brushes past your scrotum, if you flush while sat on the toilet

Man that was a double flusher, I had to clear the breach mid drop to make space for more, Mermaids queef made my sack shrivel up like a wallnut.

by Mutterdata October 19, 2021

meriya

a sexy, cool, funny, popular, loved, sexy, and outgoing person

with a fat ass, smart brains, beauty, and tall af

look there’s meriya 😍

by mjmmj November 21, 2021

Merlyn

The biggest ASS in the WORLD

friend: have you seen merlyn today??!!?!
me:oh yesss this thick ass girl is so hottt!!!

by sijejejdj November 21, 2021