Mathias

a tall man with a massive ABSOLUTELY RAVISHING WORLD BREAKING wang.

Guy 1: The world is ending!!! What could've caused it?!?
Guy 2: So Mathias's large wang has finally been released....

by mathiaslover69420 January 30, 2026

Mathias

another word for a huge massive shit

"man i really need to take a mathias after that game"

by goldenrene February 18, 2026

Matias

Alternatives include: Mattinand, Mattentino, Matthanuel, Mattington, Mattholemew, Matticus, Mattimilian, Mattentine, Mattovanni, and ofc

Matidarsagene Autotemcel Injection

Not, in fact, a soccer player but a reluctant connoisseur of Vivzipop media and a raging dyslexic.

Definitely one of the best people you can get to know

“Hi dad. This is Matias, he likes transformers.”

by Beth the root veg September 18, 2025

Mateibait

Mateibait (noun): A special kind of ragebait that only Matei can pull off — not out of skill, but sheer, unfiltered stupidity. It’s when he says or does something so mind-numbingly dumb that people get mad, but he’s completely oblivious that he caused it.

Every time Matei opens his mouth, it’s 50% nonsense, 50% Mateibait.

by Matei0000000 October 25, 2025

cheyenne mathis

An amazing funny girl
Shes always bright and tries to bring out the best in people. She tries to keep everyone on the right path all tho some of her friends are on a totally differnt path. Shes shy at first but once you get to know her she wont shut up. Shes a horrible kisser :

Cheyenne mathis means a cool nice girl. Look at cheyenne over there getting them out of trouble!

by Lamp Shade? August 23, 2015

kassandra matias

A bad ass bitch who don't take shit from no one also one of my bestfriends. She will fuck you up so take a step back before you throw hand's with her !

Kassandra Matias is a savage

by Hey thete September 2, 2017

jort mathijssen

He is a beauty the best person in the world. He looks like he Just came from heaven. Every girl likes him but hé only likes 1 girl Anna.

I'm in love with Jort Mathijssen or as i say it i'm in love with God.

by Jort lekker ding October 26, 2017