Matt

A pale and potentially gay kid who is extremely aggressive towards people because he watches plenty of combat sports, but also enjoys musicals and reality T.V. Shows like The Bachelor; don’t make fun of him because he’ll ruin your day and possibly your life.

“Hey I saw Matt the other day.”
“What a conundrum that kid is.”

by Just a kid with a dream March 26, 2020

Matt

Usually one of the greatest boys you will ever meet. Matt’s draw in everybody with their big blue eyes, fluffy black hair and charming looks. If you have a Matt, you should consider yourself lucky and never let him go, ever. Matt’s are one of the most caring, loving, beautiful minded people you will ever meet. Sometimes he can be a pain, but most of the time you will absolutely love him regardless. No matter how many fights you get into you will always make up with a Matt, because you won’t be able to afford to lose them. Once you meet a Matt, you wont be able to remember what life was like without them. They light up every room and bring a smile to everybody’s face. You know and he knows that all the girls want a Matt and all the boys want to be a Matt. Only lucky people are good friends with a Matt, so never let them go. They are probably the best thing that has ever happened to you.

“Matt just broke up with me!”
“That sucks, you’ll never find another like him.”

by kkkrissiexx November 15, 2019

Matt

Matt in Cantonese is mostly used as a term whenever someone says something retarded.

Person 1: Crypto is so much better than Seer
Person 2: God, you're such a matt

by TuxedoSeal October 6, 2021

Matt

A dude who thinks he's a legend but in fact he looks like a llama and is an idiot. Also he is a simp undercover. But at least he has a big dick (not approved info)... Stop advertising your dick already!

Oh hey Matt. You are a seahorse.

by True Legend August 24, 2020

your matt

a pretty cool guy; really likes girls; willing to fight any one or thing; always has a really big cock; he's a pimp daddy

1. Matt: take ur clothes off
Girl: ok
Matt: Give me head
Girl: SURE!!

2. YEAH!!!!!

by rock_out March 17, 2005

Matt hit

A Matt his is when a person (preferably redheaded) inhales the stale, foul tasting smoke from the ash left over in a bowl of marijuana. Commonly refered to as a cashed bowl, the matt hit is a desperate attempt to get one last hit, frequently causing ash to enter your mouth if your unfortunate enough to not have a screen.

"You want the Matt hit?"
"No thanks, it tastes nasty."
"Sure?"
"Yeah, I don't want to burn my throat."

by no juice October 18, 2008

Matt Wilhelm

The best flatlander in the world in my opinion. Has won two year end Champion titles, 3 X-games medals, Fox's "30 seconds to fame" $25,000 grand prize, Silver medal in the World Championship, and many more awards. he made a dvd called "ground rules." His tricks include spinning on front and back wheels, scuffing, and of course his Signature "No-Handed Time Machine."

i bought this dvd called ground rules made by matt wilhelm and now i can do a tailwhip on my bike.

by Carati June 11, 2006