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Jade (Male)

Jade (Male)

Jade is a guy who is someone you are blessed to have in your life. He has been through hell but always gets back on his feet and shows the world he is strong enough. A very naturally handsome guy and someone who never fails to make you smile. Jade is someone you would love too spend everyday with and someone you can always count on too be there!

Jade is this awesome guy who is funny and always lights up a room with his smile. He makes you laugh when you swear you're about to cry. He trusts until he can't anymore, but only because you gave him a reason. He is loyal and sensitive and stands up for what he believes in. He believes in fairy tales and happily ever after. Don't mess with him or his friends, he'll make you regret it. He's popular and has been through so much. He won't let anything stop him from chasing his dream. He is consistently there for everyone and will never let you down. Once you meet him you have to hold on as tight as you can to her friendship and never let it go.

A beautiful/hot guy. You get just about everything with him. Jade's are usually very nice and you'd be lucky to have one as a friend.

Male; He's the shit. Obviously, and it's impossible to forget him. Why? Because nobody forgets the most awesome people they will ever meet. He kicks complete ass. He is just a kick ass person.
Jade is my best friend.

He is such a jade.

I wish I had a Jade. He could be my bae any day.

Oh my god, did you see Jade yesterday? He was so hot!

Kim: Do you remember Jade?

Brizzle: How could you not remember Jade?
Kim: EXACTLY.

Dammnnn, that guy is so Jade

Girl 1: Hey it's jade!

Girl 2: OMGGGG!!!! Should I talk to him??

Jade (Male)
by Girl world November 23, 2021
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Obama male

An Obama male is a male who will casually commit war crimes with swager and style above both alpha males and sigma males and will dominate other men.
Johnny just broke the Geneva conventions he's such an Obama male.

Adam just asserted his dominance by having sex with Jason he's such an Obama male
by Jay010603 January 4, 2022
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Male/Hater

Typically used by non-binary lesbians, Male/Hater is a set of neopronouns that help many nonbinary lesbians find each other online
Example #1: "I go by Male/Hater"
"omg congrats! I know other non-binary lesbians who would love to meet you!"

Example #2: I am gonna respect haters neopronouns so hard.

Example #3: I feel so safe around male! Hater is so supportive of my gender identity, and I really love hater's neopronouns! Male is such a kind non-binary lesbian!
by Boxesoflunch June 21, 2021
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Alpha male

"Muscular" men who are under the height of 5'1 who cant be in proximity to women without giving everyone second-hand embarrassment so they "superiorize" themselves to have that 99% of presumably fake pridefulness that they didn't get as a child. (Used mostly in first person)
"I'm such an Alpha male," or "My alpha male body is too good for that."
by BlueMushroom_ May 6, 2022
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Male Earthling

The sweaty no lives of Xenoverse 2 PVP.
I spam XY all day because I’m a male earthling!
by brothisismyrealname October 10, 2021
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Unga Male

A male who doesn't conform to society's norms. However, unlike sigma males, they do not pretend to be intelligent. Nor are they edgy. They would rather shit on a tree than do anything productive. As a result, they have in a way returned to make without realizing it. They spent most of their day working out, masturbating, or eating food. They commonly eat, pizza, apples, meat, and Doritos. They typically fight with gamer males over this source of food. They usually win this confrontation unless they are outnumbered or outsmarted.
1: Hey bro look at that guy he's shitting against a tree.
2: Don't mind him bro he's just a Unga Male.
by Sussyballs696969696 July 23, 2021
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uwu male

A type of degenerate usually found online, where the spread their degeneracy by posting various expressions or emoticons influenced by japanese culture. Such phrases include but are not limited to: uwu, owo, (٭°̧̧̧ω°̧̧̧٭).
Person 1: Hey what do you think about Nicholas?
Person 2: I think he's annoying since he's kind of an uwu male, always posts about Astolfo.
by Monster Hunter Enjoyer July 25, 2022
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