Sex Machineguns

One of the best Japanese metal bands EVAR! They formed in 1996 and have gone through 12 members ending with Anchang with lead vocals and guitar, Ryotatsu on guitar, and Ken'ichi on drums. They have 10 albums and 17 singles. They used to be visual kei but have toned down a bit. They're close to Dir En Grey in awesomeness.

Guy1: Have you heard that new Sex Machineguns album?
Guy2: Hells yeah! That song Tekken II Rulez!!!

by Vinciroth February 6, 2008

Machado

Half man, half wookiee, half nose

Did you see Machado punch that tornado in the face?

That Machado is one simple man trying to make his way in the universe.

There goes Machado simply walking into Mordor.

by Keziban December 29, 2012

Boner Machine

Someone who pops alot of boners in public

He had a hard-on in Mcdonalds, what a boner machine.

by Je'sus July 2, 2008

Sybian machine

a device used by women for masturbation purposes.

She uses a Sybian machines rather than have sex with her hubby.

by uttam maharjan November 6, 2011

Chinese Slot Machine

This is when a woman shoves ice cubes up a guys ass. The cold sensations will cause the guy to lose his erection completely. This technique can be especially useful to help control males that suffer from premature ejaculation.

Heather's boyfriend was acting really cocky and bragging too much about himself so she gave him the Chinese Slot Machine while they were having sex causing him to shrink down to nothing.

by Heatherpleather November 23, 2006

Ex Machina

Adj. A phrase used in "Everything Wrong With" parodies to signify a character or thing is: Done with exaggeration and skill almost as to show off from it's comparison; "glorified"; more effort put in than really needed. Simply: a suffix meaning, "next level type shit". Yes, an older version of a character can be an ex Machina version of their younger self.

(Noctis Lucis from Final Fantasy XV) "Sasuke ex machina! That's getting a sin!"

by you muther jackass April 18, 2018

beast machines

A series sequel to a show called Beast Wars. The show not only pissed off many fans but it also introduced some lame ass yoga crap to the whole transformers theme which was required in order for the characters to "maximize"

Beast Machines Example:

Optimus Primal: Maximize! Oh it didn't work... Well shit..

*Some lame overly-cliche oracle thing*
Psst... You must say "I am transformed..."

Optimus: I am transformed! It worked!

*Fans are disgusted at Optimus' faggy new skin head look.

by bluemuffin May 20, 2009