alaskan mushroom 

It's where you gape the woman or man's asshole and stick one or both nuts in the anus

I gave the bitch an Alaskan mushroom last night.

alaskan mushroom by Alaskanmushroom December 7, 2016

Stuffed Mushroom 

When one person carefully picks his/her nose and selectively puts the findings in another's mouth.

Christi gave Nathaniel a stuffed mushroom.

Stuffed Mushroom by Skippy V. November 22, 2011

chinese mushroom pendulum swing 

an aesthetically based sexual maneuver in which the performer squats , wraps his arms around his legs and uses them to propel his body in a circular motion therefore creating a swinging of the penis and nutsack in a 360 degree swing. can be shortened to c.m.p.s for quicker use.

you: "man that chick last night was so hot how did you manage to fuck her?"

Me: i just did a chinese mushroom pendulum swing and she was so impressed with my technique, she had no choice

chinese mushroom pendulum swing by anton enus November 25, 2009

magic mushroom 

The tip of my boyfriend's cock.

I love sucking on his magic mushroom.

magic mushroom by ST May 8, 2004

major mushroom

One who suffers from a large mushroom cut.

Alex used to be a major mushroom in grade four, now he's a major hottie.

major mushroom by zoeh December 3, 2004

Brown mushroom tattoo 

When you fuck a girl in the ass then slap her in the face with your cock.

I was fucknig your mom in the ass then pulled out for a second and gave her a Brown mushroom tattoo then kept on fucking.

Brown mushroom tattoo by chaigh October 22, 2008

louisiana mushroom 

The act of dipping one's penis in hotsauce and then smacking it into a person's face.

Chelsea was blinded by her boyfriend's louisiana mushroom.

louisiana mushroom by Poohbear and Bob-o January 18, 2009