Take me up the north mountain 

To take up the north mountain :-
1. As a skilled mountaineer you can take someone up the north mountain to help them end an eternal winter.

2. To fuck someone in the ass.

ANNA SAID TO KRISTOFF " TAKE ME UP THE NORTH MOUNTAIN, NOW!"

Take me up the north mountain by ALEXOUS1 May 14, 2018

candy mountain 

It's a land of joy....and joyness,and it fills me with sweet sugary goodness!

Charlie and I are going to candy mountain!

candy mountain by wowowowowowowwoooooooo June 20, 2007

piss lord of shit mountain 

Congratulations! You are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank you for hefting your turfs down the mountainside so that we, the proles may feast on your bounteous craps.

piss lord piss lord of shit mountain

piss lord of shit mountain by The Piss Lord Of Shit Mountain February 6, 2014

Rocky Mountain canary 

A Rocky Mountain canary is a humorous nickname for burros; so-called because of their melodious brays.

We were serenaded by a Rocky Mountain canary.

Rocky Mountain canary by Cranberry Bob May 7, 2020

Briggsback Mountain 

An X-rated western film starring dwarf artist Briggsy as a gay cowboy who rides across the plains wearing only pink chaps and stetson. He is on a constant quest for cowboy ass. He lassos unfortunate lone horsemen and fistfucks them to oblivion, shouting "yee-hah" all the while.

Keep away from Briggsy's local gay bar or you'll end up with a cameo in the sequel to Briggsback Mountain.

Briggsback Mountain by Gordy Frigmahole September 19, 2006

Blue mountain state 

The greatest fucking show ever. If you haven't seen it, tie your nut sack to a cinder block and throw it off a cliff

Blue mountain state is awesome

Blue mountain state by dresch5 January 14, 2014

Bandini Mountain

A large pile of manure. Originally referred to a 100-foot tall mound at the Headquarters of the Bandini Fertilizer Company in Commerce, California.

"We're going skiing on Bandini mountain!"

Bandini Mountain by montypark January 23, 2009