Looster

Looster is a nick name for someone called Lewis. Often spelt, Lusta, Loostar, Looster da rooster or the toilet emoji followed by the star emoji. If you have a friend named Lewis (lucky you btw) then call him Looster.

Lewis: Hey bob, or should I say bobby the wobby
Bob: Hey Lewis, or should I say Looster da Rooster
Lewis: :0

by Definatley not called Looster December 30, 2018

lobster card

The alternative to oyster cards. Can be adapted using marker pen. Put an L at the front of oyster then turn the Y into a B. Because lobsters are way more tough than oysters.

"Can you please top up my lobster card"

by KevinKofta March 13, 2019

Lobster Rock

When you thoroughly get your vulva decimated via another person’s rock hard lobster cock

“Get ready to feel the lobster rock”

by Lobster Rock July 14, 2019

lobster tail and beer

Mr three favorite things in life.

"Lobster tail and beer" sounds like just two items instead of three, until you realize that there are no hyphens or commas in the phrase... THEN it suddenly makes sense! :P

by QuacksO August 16, 2019

Lobster slime

Female wetness of the vagina

I put my hand on her vagina and she was soaking in lobster slime

by Hookey69 February 6, 2020

lobster cock

when a man's dong is so fucking big and steamy that you cant even fit it down your gullet, sometimes it actually looks like a freshly cooked lobster.

ex: dude, remember Burcham, the maid from Jessie? he had a lobster cock!

by IAmSquidward February 16, 2020

Lobster

When showering with a guy, he puts soap on his hands and tries to grab your titties. He cant and its like he's trying to lobster your tits.

Hey Philip, wanna try and lobster my titties?

by redrocks February 25, 2020