shoe laced

ugly b!tch's dressed up in slutty halloween costumes. this may be a large costume but tends to look like a shoe lace on the larger girl.

guy 1: o man, this halloween party just got shoe laced!

guy 2: wana go hoggin?
(look up hoggin if you dont understand)

by mr. scott.0 November 19, 2010

facebook lockdown

When a person on facebook has ALL of their privacy features enabled allowing you to only send a friend request and MAYBE see their profile picture. You can do nothing else with them if you are not their friend.

Man, Mr. Higgins has his facebook lockdown! I was forced to send him a friend request just so I could see the status he told me about today!

by cutdicklover December 20, 2010

Zombie Locked

When a door will only open by someone slamming into it. Like a zombie staggering forward.

Tom's front door was Zombie Locked so he could only open it by dropping all his weight into the handle.

by Froginabox December 16, 2011

keep locked

stay tuned

Radio Disc jockey to his audience:

Hey man, keep locked!

by chzug February 15, 2012

throne locked

The ability to not get off the toilet without assistance because you have sat on it until your legs have gone so numb you are unable to safely stand up on your own.

Sorry I didn't answer the door but I was playing Fallout Shelter on my iPad in the john until I was throne locked and was unable to stand up for several minutes.

by Orionnoir August 7, 2015

Cock locked

When I guy's dick goes soft while having sex & he is unable to get it back up again

We tried for hours to have sex but he stayed cock locked.

by Jojo westbrook May 19, 2016

wood locked

When you get a boner at your desk and cannot get up.

I totally got wood locked after looking at naked pics of your mom.

by Medfordscum January 31, 2017