lindsey

Noun:

(1) The ex girlfriend you regret

(2) A girl who is a crazy bitch (not in a good way)

(3) A girl who has no tits or ass

(4) An ugly girl who thinks she's hot

(5) Someone who isn't very smart

(6) An airhead

(7) A girl who is a straight up slut and fucks anything with a pulse

(8) A bottle blonde

Adjective:

(1) To cheat on your boyfriend and get mad at him for it

Guy 1: Hey man didn't you date a lindsey
Guy 2: Yeah please never speak of that again

Guy 1: My girlfriend just cheated on me then blamed me for it
Guy 2: Oh man you just got lindseyed

by kitkatkate May 18, 2013

Lindsay Mae

1. the sexiest person you will ever meet. (no red hair here)

2. a cheerleader and gymnast (flexible & tight).

3. an amazing chef.

4. can kick your ass.

"lindsay mae" its like throwing bobby flay, shawn johnson, and rachel mcadams all in one.

by Lindsay Mae is the name October 23, 2008

old lady lines

vertical wrinkles right above a person's top lip; a real turn-off.

The last time I saw Sharon Turner, I noticed she had old lady lines.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

Lindsay Lohan

A ugly girl how thinks she all that. She has these very ugly freeckles that she hids away with make-up. She is a total fake 100%

you can tell mshe had plastisc segrey on her breasts because a skinny girl can't have big breats like that.

by Elizabeth Payne September 19, 2005

Delta Air Lines

A very scary airline company that employs half-blind mental institution patients as pilots. They lose your baggage every time because the stewardesses dump it into the ocean for fun. Regardless of where you bought a ticket for, you can end up anywhere in the known world.

I thought something was wrong when the flight from Albuquerque to San Diego took 33 hours. As we took off, the pilot started laughing maniacally and screaming "The faster we go, the higher we get!" as he executed a barrel roll. After losing half the wing and one of our engines falling off, we landed (upside down in a lake)in Japan. And to top it all off, they LOST MY DAMN LUGGAGE!

Let me guess. Delta Air Lines?

by Laocoon September 4, 2008

read between the lines

What nobody does these days before buying a product or signing a contract or entering a gambling sweepstake or applying for a job.

While looking at the record label contract he signed, the musician suddenly noticed and read between the lines that he would not get a cent from any of the CDs sold with his music on it. But by then it was to late.

by AYB October 18, 2003

Linsanity

The meteoric rise of New York Knicks Point guard, Jeremy Lin, an improbable Harvard graduate Chinese-American NBA basketball star who became an improbable media darling despite a Time Warner Cable contract dispute with the MSG Network, prompting New Yorkers to illegally stream games in the winter of 2012. Not to be confused with Lindsanity - a reference to Lindsay Lohan coined by Perez Hilton - the term Linsanity was coined by mid-2010 when Lin's acquaintance Andrew Slayton registered the domain name linsanity.com.

Linsanity is the ultimate Cinderella story!

by KeyLimePie April 13, 2012