Bitch-lightning

(Noun)
When someone instantly reacts to you or your ideas in a negative, unaccepting manner, then instantly realizes what they've done and become human again.

Wow dude, that was some bitch-lightning from your wife, you didn't even say anything!

by MageOfSorts January 10, 2021

Jimmy Lightning

A character from the video game "Peggle". This character is a gopher that is constantly playing with his balls, helping you get rid of your blue balls, and is likely high on massive amounts of black tar heroin. He also is a possible member of the Ku Klux Klan.

I was screwed until Jimmy Lightning helped me out!

by Winderbourne January 23, 2021

Cream Lighting

The day after your girl discharges all over your bedsheets and you take a Snapchat with the flash on to show the boys.

Bro we just got a cream lighting snap from Zak. That dude needs to wash his sheets.

by LordQuisiModo January 29, 2021

Buzz Lightning

A rip off of a Disney character also very epic YouTuber.

Yo have you seen that new buzz lightning video it got 13! Likes

by BearStudios March 27, 2021

Mexican Lightning Rod

1. Have your partner eat and swallow a chili pepper, Jalapeno, Habanero, Ghost chili etc.
2. Have them perform oral sex.
3. At the moment of climax, have them us a stun gun to "taze" your taint.

Last night I had my wife give me a Mexican Lightning Rod, needless to say the pain of having my penis on fire from the chilies and the shock of the electricity through my taint to my prostate was an experience I will not soon forget.

by PhallusDestructus June 3, 2021

Brown Lightning

The act of snorting a pile of cocaine off of the asshole of a consenting party.

Bro, I fell off the wagon and rode the brown lightning with Karen last night.

by Pink McSockington June 18, 2021

Gas Lighting

Something fake your girlfriend makes up to make you feel like the bad guy in a given situation.

"My friends said you have been gas lighting me babe"

No you friends are idiots who like to tell you these things because you are not smart. How many times do I need to explain this to you. I love you but I really think you need to stop hanging out with them they dont have your best interest in mind

by PhattyPhatBoy September 13, 2021