Lance

a peanut head lil boy got stupid ass friends an a amazing girlfriend that will beat a bitch up periodt. he smart but stupid at the same time

makaylah: Hey boyfriend Lance

by handleiskassidy.r2006 September 6, 2019

Lance

The act of being retarded and sending horrible “memes” to a group chat with no context

“Oh my god my friend is acting like a total lance right now”

by bootypringles September 15, 2019

Laney Wilkinson

Biggest nonce about. Watch out ladies she will steal your man! Especially if they are called Zac, James or CAMERON. She loves dick and with a bum like hers any man will be after her.

Look at that girl, with the size of her bum she must be a laney Wilkinson.

by Racoonlover234 November 29, 2019

Laney

A sweet yet scary girl. Probably a psychopath?

"See that girl over there? She's totally a Laney."

"She's literally throwing her dog off a balcony."

by shlebymcgravey February 25, 2020

Lance

A weapon used in the medieval times, also use for thrusting it inside ur opponent's ass

I just shoved a lance inside ur ass.

by Lucy's Loli March 19, 2020

Lance

Lance is the cool-ninja-sharpshooter who wont accept his feelings for a certain emo with a mullet. He also feels as if he is not worth being a part of voltron but the same emo (What??) Who tells him he is worth it. Seriously why tf aren't they dating...

(The emo is keith... Y'all already know)

"Lance I don't have time for this"
"Hey look keith's back!"

by Pinkk_3[PS] March 26, 2020

Landyn

YANKEE WIT NO BRIM

THATS A FUCKIN LANDYN RIGHT THERE

by Timbo Limbo April 18, 2020