Lamprey pie

Something gross involving dicks, esp limp ones

I accidentally walked into the bros locker room and saw so much lamprey pie

by Katie Bitch$ December 12, 2013

lampster

When you're as red as a lobster and as tall or long as a lamp!

Your boyfriend comes home and is super sunburnt and when he takes his hat off there's a line where the red starts. Looks like the top of a lamp. And if he is tall, he is a complete lampster!

by Sassykat May 22, 2014

Lamp

A codename for "dick" if stupid game chat filters disallow you to say the actual word.

You are a huge lamp

by bored696 December 19, 2014

Lampin

The original definition of lampin was to teach or spit knowledge. A Lamp sheds light, to provide knowledge turns on an inner bulb. So Lampin is to shed light by providing new information. This is the Brooklyn definition from the 80's.

For black history month a friend posted Bernie Sanders on the Pettus bridge in Selma with Dr. Martin Luther King. I didn't know that! My friend was stone cold Lampin!

by jfkgrl September 11, 2016

lampost

1. Anything waiting to happen.

2. Pedophilic white males.

Everyone knows lamposts are open for lamposts.

by TheBillNyeSodaMachine June 10, 2016

lampshitter

A person that speaks their opinions where it is unwanted, someone who believes they have bright ideas but they are truly shit.

My professor is such a lampshitter, he spent all of class lecturing about how the world would be better if he ran it.

by SAS(SY)quatch May 27, 2016

lamp

acronym for Large.Ass.Moist.Pussy

Man.... i love lamp

by hdjig May 15, 2016