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Hop off my junk hoe

Something that losers say, they look like a beaver and smells like syrup and it smells horrid., junk refers to dick, or balls. Not a pussy. The End
Hop off my junk hoe, before I go postal on your ass
by Corine Wittles July 14, 2011
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Verbal junk mail

Advice from a “friend” who gives trash worthy advice they wouldn’t even take.
*Girl in front seat to a friend
“ If you’d like my advice.-”
Literally no one wants your advice, Karen. Your advice is verbal junk mail.”
by K_IRL October 14, 2020
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Junk Bomb

to deposit a single a item secretly in a domestic setting, within a persons house that has little or not connection to that person.
The principle being that the item will not be found by the house person, until several days or weeks have elapsed.

Task objective: to confuse the house person for as long as possible.
by ParnyW June 28, 2022
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junk-show

Our janky friend BDef was a total junk-show.
by BD February 26, 2004
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Junk fart

A fart that smells like junk.
I just had a junk fart after eating McDonald’s last night
by alx.144 November 3, 2021
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unidentified paletted junk

As the name suggests, unidentified, and therefore classified as junk, stuff that arrives on a wooden pallet into the warehouse where you work
person a) Yo, what is unidentified paletted junk?
person b) don't know or care, but we need to keep it here until our manager comes back from vacation.
by Sexydimma November 21, 2016
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[Shoulder Junk]

When an individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face region.
Phil's balls practically lay on his chest when he gives Mikey a Shoulder Junk.
by Ray Albright January 2, 2009
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