A kind hearted person who tries (and fails) to make an honest living. He commits crime so he may one day retire with his best friends, Bubbles and Ricky. He is always holding a drink (most often Rum and Coke with ice), and it almost never spills. On top of that, he only gets drunk from Swish, a homemade alcoholic drink.
Mrs. Peterson"But listen, youve had enough to drink today"
Julian"Ive only had a couple drinks today-"
P"Please dont drink anymore, thats your 5th one"
J"Ive only had a couple, im not drunk, y'know, Im just having a couple"
P"You're going to be if you drink that all"
J"Well i dont get drunk, i drink more than like the average person"
P"...okay"
Julian"Ive only had a couple drinks today-"
P"Please dont drink anymore, thats your 5th one"
J"Ive only had a couple, im not drunk, y'know, Im just having a couple"
P"You're going to be if you drink that all"
J"Well i dont get drunk, i drink more than like the average person"
P"...okay"
by ShadowyRAT June 19, 2022
Get the Julianmug. If you ever know someone named Julian, just know he has to be one of the best people u can ever know. He is really smart but just doesn't care about school. Julian will always be a great person to be around, he is a comedian and likes to make people laugh but someone's can take his jokes too far. FOR YOU LADIESSSSS, Julian is one fineeeeeee Hispanic who has dark brown curly hair brown eyes, yes he is a short king but what ab it?! he is overall a very loving and caring person and will always be there for you when you need him. He is the type of boy who is super clingy in a good way, for example he would stalk u whenever u don't text to figure out why you haven't responded yet. Overall if you are friends or dating a guy named Julian, he can be one of the best people u may know and will always be there for anyone he loves.
Julian is so fine and the best person ever!
by WhoKnows?!?! January 26, 2024
Get the Julianmug. A Julian is someone who wipes their ass after shitting but not enough to stop the stains from appearing when they pull up their pants, they will often procrastinate and do stuff like write definitions out on a community- driven website instead of their biology homework. They are obsessed with pop tarts but stay skinny and lost their virginity at age 12 due to lack of parental supervision at the family gathering.
-Friend 1: Hey why did you leave school early
-Friend 2: Julian was self- stimulating on my notebook again
-Friend 2: Julian was self- stimulating on my notebook again
by poop dollar tree October 13, 2020
Get the Julianmug. 
A german guy which has a way better brother than him. He mostly is kind, but gets bullied by his friends. He also gave up his favourite sport. And is a ferarri fan till death
by Sulian Janders September 22, 2022
Get the Julian Sandersmug.