Josh Shoup

A mythical creature of very round stature that has a pet turkey named 'Oqueefe' and also plays with his very jagged and macaroni shaped penis. He calls it Christian Katsanos. He also has a neighbor called 'Fatty Philip' who licks his vagina all day and wishing he had a copy of Halo Reach.

One day a brave adventured name 'Cody the FUCKING AWESOME' came through the forest in search of food' He saw Josh Shoup and immediately shot Josh Shoup. Nearby a creature named 'Poopstain' came from under his hole and jumped on Cody leaving piles of shit everywhere. Cody immediately took this little papaya shaped creature and threw it at Josh Shoups penis A.K.A Christian Katsanos. Cody returned home where his neighbor the village homosexual named 'Dylan' was having sex with Pp2000 all over the floor.

by Skinlesssax July 7, 2011

josh pennetta

a sweet, charming young man, with a great personality, he is simply the best.

you wish you had josh pennetta.

by abby sylva April 5, 2012

josh parks

Fuck nigga, Dumb as a retarded clown, not remotely funny but insists he is every five minutes. Honestly believes other people are laughing at his jokes when only he is laughing. Tall but only in the neck. Most often found eating sardines while on the toilet backwards naked.

Favorite phrase: "If you were a washing machine, I would put my dirty load inside of you". #josh parks

by Kabilakovski November 26, 2014

josh clarke

Josh Clarke is a handsome boy from the south of England. He is kind, compassionate, loving and great in the sack. To know a Josh Clarke would be a true gift

Wow, that guy is a real Josh Clarke.

by Hugo447 July 28, 2014

Josh

A hard headed man that won't stop,very short hair. Short temper,can procrastinate at times.

He won't stop and he's stubborn. Must be a Josh.

by Xx$Rhett$xX August 9, 2016

Josh

Josh is the sweetest guy there is. He has a girlfriend who would do anything for him and isn`t afraid to be himself. He is funny and charming and will make you fall for him faster than you can blink. He is worth every minute of your time because he will never waste it. He is handsome and charming, you can put all your trust in him and he won`t let you down. He is amazing and you will love him.

ex. he is so perfect - he must be josh

by ntbr1994 November 29, 2011

Josh

Josh is a fat ginger fire-crotch bitch. He is a loser and has no friends, except his granny. He desperately wants to be a woman. He is the most pathetic piece of shit in the world. People who are around him want to punch him because he is a mouthy, cocky asshole. He will never have a life. Josh loves to start drama with people because he has nothing better to do. He is so fucking fat he breaks every car his lard ass ever sat in. He is creepy and will stalk you. He is very ugly and pimply faced. It looks like someone shit on his head. No one wants to be around him because everything that comes out of his mouth is disgusting and insulting. His favorite things are twinkies and big gulps. The only thing he knows how to do is eat and smoke weed. He's a lazy fucker and stinks like 100yr old ass cheese because he's too fat to wash in between his fat folds. He's never seen his penis. He's not sure if he even has one. Josh is the herpie on the dick of society. His life sucks and you just cant get any uglier, red-headed, fat, stupid, lazy or disgusting than Josh.

When you see Josh yell: Red, Red, who shit on your head??

Josh is the red-headed step child you love to hate and treat like shit

If you cant find your penis then you're a fatass Josh

If the only action you get is with a twinkie then you must be Josh

If you ever busted the axel on a car out with your fatness then yep, you're Josh.

by SoSexiLexi June 24, 2011