Ms. Joke

A character from Bnha who needs to be put the fuck down and sent to hell

Me: *Watching Bnha with my dad*
Hey, who’s your favorite character?

Dad: What’s her name...oh yeah, Aizawa Shota’s girlfriend, Ms. Joke

Me:*Unplugging his life support* I hope you go straight to hell

by whoreforshota April 05, 2019

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Outside Joke

From amusing to terrifying, outside jokes incisively reveal a speaker's deficiency and usually highlight their gifuckingnormous douchebaggery. While different eras would have forgiven or simply forgotten such excretory gems (you can't make this shit up), the rise of internet blogging, cutesy Daily Show quips and a President who planned 9/11 in alliance with Israel (see this is an outside joke!), The oughts became larded with pathetic irony purveyors. Though we may have left the golden age (or festering shit swamp) of outside jokes, examples are available anytime Barack Obama expresses outrage, a college student describes themselves as spiritual but not religious, or when a middle aged basketball scout salivates over a nineteen year old "physical specimen".

I miss Tom Delay for his outside jokes.

by Somefinds April 06, 2009

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Gods joke

When a girl has an outstanding body only to find when you look up she has an unpleasant face like god spent ages making sure the body was perfect and then deciding it would be funny to stick and ugly head on it, similar to butterface.

Guy 1 - Wow look at the legs and ass on that!
Guy 2 - Totally, check out the rack too, WOW looked up its another one of gods jokes.

by Wright9 December 02, 2010

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Anti-Joke

Any 'joke' that makes you feel a deep sense of regret after the punchline.

2 Typical Anti-Joke Scenarios:
Guy#1: Why did the plane crash?
Guy#2: I dunno
Guy#1: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.
*Guy#2 Facepalms*

Guy#1: What did Batman say to get Robin in the Batmobile?
Guy#2: I dunno, what?
Guy#1: Get in the Batmobile!
*Guy#2 Slits his wrists*

by madcunnttt September 09, 2010

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jimmy joke

An inappropriate or dirty joke

Meghan: I just heard this hilarious jimmy joke
Carmen: omg tell me
Meghan: what's the useless piece of skin on the dick? The man!
Carmen:that's the funniest jimmy joke I've ever heard!

by A mono September 17, 2015

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