Most ticklish ginormous, and gargantious motherfuckers on this planet, in the solar system, in our galaxy, in our milkyway, and especially, on this side of the Mississippi. These existing figures that we call ears are the biggest most pergananant beings on the face of the same planet i breathe on
by Christophlak March 30, 2024
Get the Jared's Earsmug. The most fattest bussy you will ever see, makes you cream when he walks in the room, and you will never be able to fall out of love with him.
by CrowningDickhead August 23, 2022
Get the Jared Hillmug. Jared is always the name of a doomsday cult leader. Jared is, contrary to most cult leaders, a snivelling goblin man, who has somehow amassed a large following. He is usually accompanied by 2-3 bodyguards carrying weapons of some kind - in some cases, Jared will needlessly kill one of the bodyguards for some fucking reason.
In terms of appearance, Jareds often lack shirts (though they occasionally wear jackets), and have either scars or tattoos. They are rarely overly muscular, often having pathetic arms.
Fucking Jared.
In terms of appearance, Jareds often lack shirts (though they occasionally wear jackets), and have either scars or tattoos. They are rarely overly muscular, often having pathetic arms.
Fucking Jared.
by piss boy jr February 19, 2022
Get the Jaredmug. by denscoth September 28, 2019
Get the Jaredmug. by jgpsoccer May 13, 2011
Get the jared perkinsmug. by bubbachub297 April 27, 2023
Get the Jaredmug. Some fat kid that supports Real Madrid. Some how he is very athletic and is also caring. He’s also very hot.
Yo here comes Jared
by FaustoSpursFan7 January 18, 2020
Get the Jaredmug.