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Jared's Ears

Most ticklish ginormous, and gargantious motherfuckers on this planet, in the solar system, in our galaxy, in our milkyway, and especially, on this side of the Mississippi. These existing figures that we call ears are the biggest most pergananant beings on the face of the same planet i breathe on
Man I got a real Jared's Ears on my balls
by Christophlak March 30, 2024
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Jared Hill

The most fattest bussy you will ever see, makes you cream when he walks in the room, and you will never be able to fall out of love with him.
by CrowningDickhead August 23, 2022
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Jared

Jared is always the name of a doomsday cult leader. Jared is, contrary to most cult leaders, a snivelling goblin man, who has somehow amassed a large following. He is usually accompanied by 2-3 bodyguards carrying weapons of some kind - in some cases, Jared will needlessly kill one of the bodyguards for some fucking reason.

In terms of appearance, Jareds often lack shirts (though they occasionally wear jackets), and have either scars or tattoos. They are rarely overly muscular, often having pathetic arms.
Fucking Jared.
"It is I, Jared, the exalted leader of the Order of The Sun."
"..."
"Fucking Jared."
by piss boy jr February 19, 2022
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Jared

Someone who is both a jock and a nerd
That guy is such a jared; taking all APs and captain of the water polo team.
by denscoth September 28, 2019
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jared perkins

awsome and geart at soccer
friend of all

fisher
by jgpsoccer May 13, 2011
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Jared

Absolute MOG (Man of God), absolute stud, Jared
Jared, what a MOG
by bubbachub297 April 27, 2023
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Jared

Some fat kid that supports Real Madrid. Some how he is very athletic and is also caring. He’s also very hot.
Yo here comes Jared
by FaustoSpursFan7 January 18, 2020
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