Sexual act involving blood and semen. Shortly before creaming a girl in the face, you land a hard right hook straight in the kisser, preferably breaking her nasal bone in the process. The ensuing geyser of blood makes an ideal accompaniment for your love custard. For best results, make sure to use your hand to mix both together until an even, jam donut-like consistency is attained.
She goes nuts for my jam donuts!
I decided to give Rita a surprise jam donut on the eve of our tenth anniversary in that swanky hotel in vegas. Her lawyer is supposed to be contacting me soon with the details of my restraining order. What the fuck, she told me she wanted me to spice up our love life.
I decided to give Rita a surprise jam donut on the eve of our tenth anniversary in that swanky hotel in vegas. Her lawyer is supposed to be contacting me soon with the details of my restraining order. What the fuck, she told me she wanted me to spice up our love life.
by Sweaty old man October 15, 2006
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Get the pearl jam mug.The act of a person committing suicide by jumping from the roof, window, or balcony of a high-rise building.
The "Jam" is derived from the description of the person semi-literally 'splattering' as they hit the ground, while the "Mile" is derived from the long fall between the jumping spot and the ground.
The "Jam" is derived from the description of the person semi-literally 'splattering' as they hit the ground, while the "Mile" is derived from the long fall between the jumping spot and the ground.
Hotel Babylon quote: "It's much better if they fly the Jam Mile. You know when they jump off their balconies? It means we're not responsible for clearing up the goo."
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Sorry I couldn't hear you ringing, I was cock jamming to (insert sexy man/woman here) as the trains kept putting me off my stroke.
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