Outside Joke

From amusing to terrifying, outside jokes incisively reveal a speaker's deficiency and usually highlight their gifuckingnormous douchebaggery. While different eras would have forgiven or simply forgotten such excretory gems (you can't make this shit up), the rise of internet blogging, cutesy Daily Show quips and a President who planned 9/11 in alliance with Israel (see this is an outside joke!), The oughts became larded with pathetic irony purveyors. Though we may have left the golden age (or festering shit swamp) of outside jokes, examples are available anytime Barack Obama expresses outrage, a college student describes themselves as spiritual but not religious, or when a middle aged basketball scout salivates over a nineteen year old "physical specimen".

I miss Tom Delay for his outside jokes.

by Somefinds April 6, 2009

Gods joke

When a girl has an outstanding body only to find when you look up she has an unpleasant face like god spent ages making sure the body was perfect and then deciding it would be funny to stick and ugly head on it, similar to butterface.

Guy 1 - Wow look at the legs and ass on that!
Guy 2 - Totally, check out the rack too, WOW looked up its another one of gods jokes.

by Wright9 December 3, 2010

Anti-Joke

Any 'joke' that makes you feel a deep sense of regret after the punchline.

2 Typical Anti-Joke Scenarios:
Guy#1: Why did the plane crash?
Guy#2: I dunno
Guy#1: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.
*Guy#2 Facepalms*

Guy#1: What did Batman say to get Robin in the Batmobile?
Guy#2: I dunno, what?
Guy#1: Get in the Batmobile!
*Guy#2 Slits his wrists*

by madcunnttt September 9, 2010

jimmy joke

An inappropriate or dirty joke

Meghan: I just heard this hilarious jimmy joke
Carmen: omg tell me
Meghan: what's the useless piece of skin on the dick? The man!
Carmen:that's the funniest jimmy joke I've ever heard!

by A mono October 30, 2015

Joke Choke

When you start laughing uncontrollably even before you finish telling a joke.

I didn't get the joke, he started to Joke Choke, so he didn't even finish

by adiz97 April 25, 2011

Ofer-Joke

1) A joke created by Ofer Gill
2) A joke worthy of having been created by Mr. Gill

Have you heard the latest Ofer-joke?

by Igor & Chip April 21, 2005

99% Joke

A surprisingly common scenario in which you present your friend with a proposal that if turned down remains a joke but if in the 1% chance it is accepted, is no longer a joke and you are serious about it.

Chadbrochill-Yo bro, go ahead and leave and get me some mcdonalds
FamGuyFan-straight dude
Chadbrochill-good thing that was a 99% joke, because i really want some mcdonalds.

by ChadBroChill21 February 21, 2009