j-14

A teen magazine, who realy doesen't care about the music of bands, but their looks. AND always reports about celebrity's lives, and tells you about the latest fashion.

Nicolas: I can't believe My Chemical Romance agreed to be in J-14!
Sara: I know! They obviously don't care about their music!
Preppy reading J-14: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE PARIS HILTON IS DATING /THAT/ GUY!! HE'S SO /UGLY/!

by Lauriholic (Sara) December 13, 2005

J-Bomb

A nickname for someone who always brings materials necessary for Jagerbombs (red bull, Jager, possibly shot glasses, etc.) to a party. This person is extremely awesome, women want him, and men wanna be him.

Nick always brings Jager and red bull to the party, so we call him J-Bomb. He's so awesome!

by TheAmazingNEZ December 30, 2010

j lo

a woman with a very sexy, juicy,bodonkadonk ass

i dono shes hot

by jon jones December 9, 2003

j-bird

A term of endearment given to an attractive female whose name starts with the letter 'J'.

Everyone agreed that his j-bird was the prettiest girl in town.

by HumbleGenius October 28, 2009

j-wo

<jay woe> to be uber gay. usually used to describe males who are overly enthusiastically open about their homosexual relations is not usually meant toward females.

"i dont mind gay dudes i just cant stand it when they are so j-wo about it, im not trying to hear that"

by itsnotmeee!! June 23, 2010

shoot the j

created from dave chappelle's episode when Prince plays basketball and exclaims the now famous phrase, "SHOOT THE J...SHOOT IT!"
this phrase has evolved over the years into the context of a "go" code. such as when making a soccer play or whenever a response is given such as "yes" or "lets do it". "shoot the j" can replace either of those and be appropriate in context.
shortened versions such as "shoot it" are also appropriate.

"you guys wanna see a movie or something?"
"shoot it"
or
"we need to get outta here now!"
"shoot the j"

by peter griffindor November 8, 2006

J-rock

Japanese rock music.

I have a collection of great J-rock I got from Tokyo.

by Crono February 20, 2003