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internet miles

The distance that occurs when surfing the internet from your source to destination, and/or distance taken for a packet of data to travel from source to destination.
Person 1: he was one of the major people on a torrent site I think, he lived nearby
Person 2: That's for copyright infringement, where you can only be done for distributing and not for receiving.
Person 1: yeah I know, but it still bothers you when the police raid happens 50 yards from your door
Person 2: That as it may be; but in internet miles it was probably 50,000

or

Person 1: I was so bored at work today; I must've travelled hundreds of internet miles!

or

Person 1: I had to traverse thousands of internet miles to find that hardware driver
by StANTo August 23, 2009
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Internet Fabber

A person, or group of people who lurk on forums and criticize others fabrication skills without any of their own. They are known to pick up on key terms as, "dead tube", and "shear point" all while ridiculing others welds and techniques. Not much is known about these infamous internet fabbers other than they have no social skills, and have been known to call themselves bro.

Also known to use key words as GNAR, sic, or brolific.
"you have never even bent a piece of metal stupid internet fabber!"
by Internet = must be true September 7, 2009
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internet widower

Someone whose spouse is consumed with being on the internet.
He knew he had become an internet widower when he started finding his wife on the internet every night at 4 AM.
by Bubblehead Also December 1, 2010
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Internet Rock

Like a regular rock, but online. Mostly used as a substitute for the phrase "living under a rock". Used to refer to people who haven't heard of something important on the internet, possibly a meme. Used frequently by Charles Trippy.
Dude! That grizzly bear looks so much pedobear!

Whats a pedobear?

Ah, man, you've been living under an internet rock!
by BigCheeseButt July 17, 2011
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international gloryhole

noun: A gloryhole-type scene where a guy receives a blowjob through a wall or fence that separates two countries.
I love me some Tijuana whores but the drug cartels & violence keep me from visiting the city. Luckily for me the ladies are always down to do an international gloryhole!
by h4i2g0h September 15, 2012
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Internet Black Belt

When someone learns how to fight by watching self defense videos on the Internet.
Person 1: Bitch, give me your lunch money
Person 2 You better watch out! I'm an internet black belt
by PsychoSam1337 October 13, 2012
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Internet Glitter

The stuff on the internet you just can't look away from.
I've always got 50 tabs opened online, my mind is foggy with internet glitter.

Can't talk now, there's a lot of internet glitter tonight.

The internet glitter sucked me in.

Internet glitter... turning minutes online into hours.
by HereToSaveTheDay! July 12, 2013
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