hitchhiker

A hitchhiker is an item that is placed in a geocache, and has instructions to travel to other caches.
Sometimes they have logbooks attached so you can log their travels.
A Travel Bug is an example of a hitchhiker

Placed a hitchhiker in the last cache i found, i sure hope it travels the world!

by outlive December 18, 2006

axe hatch

Deriving from the mental image that its not the woman's vagina, rather a giant hatch created by an axe.
OR:
A term for a pair of meat curtains (see: pussy) that looks like it has been beaten by a hammer more than a penis.

Can be used to describe women's vagina after having kids (looseness/tightness)

Kelsey used to have a nice tight pussy. Then she had kids, now its a big axe hatch. You might as well be throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

Her and I went back to my place but to my dismay, what hid behind her panties was nothing but an axe hatch.

by autodidact May 30, 2008

[hatchet-faced]

extremely unattractive (appearance is so horrible it looks as if someone has literally taken a hatchet to their face)

That girl is so hatchet-faced!

by Kimika October 12, 2008

Hoaching

Word of Scottish origin, meaning to desperately seek out or to want something badly.

"That boy is well desperate for his hole"

"Ken, he's hoaching for it!"

by irnbru May 19, 2009

hotchpot

A particularly hairy coochie.

Also a legal term regarding taxation.

I plowed my pole straight through the brambly jungle right into that yawning hotchpot!

by blue78 March 3, 2009

hotcha hotchas

Noun. Used when you like someone.

I got the hotcha hotchas for her.

by FlufferdingerFromMars October 31, 2011

hetch hog

Guys who love to Dives into the Women Snatch and Smell there Clitoris Odors, just to get a hard erections before sex..

Some is heaving a Hetch Hog Day - LOLL

by Fridayuman November 5, 2009