Homework

what you aren't doing right now

instead of doing my homework i decided to put definitions on the urban dictionary

by 3ating food November 4, 2019

homework

fucking shit. teachers should die in a hole

teacher: you have homework

me: suck my dick

by KillMeUghh November 22, 2019

My homework

A piece of crappy paper that teachers forcefully make you do so that you can suffer and have no time to even do any other crap and should be thrown into the pits of hell, infact im actually doing my homework while writing this.

Me:My homework is just a piece of bullsh*t

by TimmySuckey January 27, 2025

Homework

Legally known as torture, or schools sinister version of paying bills, only exception is that your the only one paying(aka doing the work) and for doing your so called job(school) they give you endless amounts of this shit in return. It ain’t enough that you have me in school for 6-7 hours a day, No no no no no NO! You gotta subject me to 1-6 more hours of torture, giving me no time to relax and get into interests that I actually care for want to succeed in, which is what home after school should be for

Friend: hey, a paintball team just accepted that we join them, they pay well, wanna do it?
Me: sorry, got homework to do for the whole week, massive essay
Friend: F#@k that man, I hate homework, why can’t they let us do something that we care about
Me: I dunno man, I dunno

by ALUCARD7749 October 16, 2019

My goldfish ate my homework

A great excuse for not doing your homework
Works better if you don't have a fish

Teacher: "Where's your homework?"
Student: "Sorry Ms. Genericteachernamehere, my goldfish ate my homework."

by ilikepotatosandurmom October 7, 2021

Power Homework-ing

completing your homework in a condensed time manner at a questionable efficiency due to procrastination (typically by scrolling on phone) and panic has ensued.

“Bro, what are you doing, it’s 11:40 at night!”
“I’m power homework-ing this twenty page essay.”

by GabbytheDabby2 April 12, 2025

Homework

What you should be doing right now

Damn, you still got homework? Go to work & don't disappoint your English teacher!

(Jk. Go watch Netflix.)

by Your fun teacher October 3, 2017