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Hey, watch this! 

Dumbass for "I am about to do something incredibly stupid."
When you hear these words, the last thing you want to do is listen to them.
Dumbass 1; "Hey, watch this!" *takes out gasoline can*
Sensible Person; *Runs the fuck away.*
Dumbass 2; *Stays where he is, intrigued.*
Related Words
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Hey Guys 

Someone who tries to be cool but is not.
Marty is so hey guys. He wears his collar up all the time.
Hey Guys by Jack April 28, 2003

hey girl hey 

1. a happy greeting; 2. delight to see some one; 3. to express disbelief; 4. say "shut up"

phrase coined by Keisha from "A Shot of Love"
1. "Hey Joanne! What's up?!"
"Hey girl hey!"

2. "OMG, it's Liz...hey girl hey!"

3. "Matt and I totally hooked up last night!"
"Hey girl hey!"

4. "My parents bought me a car for my 10th birthday!"
"Hey girl hey!"


hey girl hey by Va J.J. March 28, 2008

hey its that guy 

a way for the challenged youth to acknowledge the appearance of a close friend
Hey its that guy what's his name!
hey its that guy by hoosierhalolover November 15, 2006

hey, how ya doin 

When a women holds and lightly rubs a man's erect penis without giving him a hand job, or causing him to ejaculate.
Last night sally and I were both kinda tired so she just gave me a hey, how ya doin instead of a full dog floggin
hey, how ya doin by Wha?! August 15, 2006

hey ronald 

the act of positioning ones hand approximately 3 cm from another persons face while shouting vigourisly "hey ronald"
yo lets go hey ronald the fuck out of that weak freshman hoe!
hey ronald by jiggabone j March 19, 2009